Start Your Own Super PAC

On every
Election Day,

you sit home,

wallowing in self pity,

saying to yourself,

"My one Vote doesn't matter!"

 Well,

of course it does,

but the only thing that can get your ass off that couch is,

to find some way that you can influence the

Election!

 So,

why not start your own

"Super PAC!"

 Yes
Boys & Girls,

anyone can start a

Super PAC,

and you can do it for

Free!

 Thanks to the
Supreme Court.

Those 
Justices
are always looking out for the little guy,

aren't they?

OK,

the first thing you need to do,

is figure out what your

Super PAC 

is all about.

Do you want to raise money for a particular

Political Party,

 a particular

Candidate,

 or raise awareness on a particular

Issue.

You need to be specific on why you're raising this money.

Being vague doesn't rally the troops.

People want to give up their hard earned dollars to

Political Parties,

 Candidates,

and
Issues

 they believe in.

You need to find people who are passionate about the same things you are!

Now,
that you have a cause,

you need to name your

Super PAC.

And don't pick a name like

Six PAC.

If you do this right,

you'll be asking
Corporations,

Unions,

Political Action Committees,

Big Business Men,

Local Business Men,

Neighbors,

Friends,

and
Family Members
to donate to your cause.

If you sound like a joke,

no one will give you their money.

They might think you are going to buy
Beer
with the money!

Now,
all you need to run your

Official Super PAC 

is a
Bank Account, 
to put all that wonderful money you collected into.
A
 Dynamic Personality,

to raise all that money you want to put into that
Bank Account.

Somebody

Trustworthy,

to serve as your official

Treasurer.

To keep track of your

Super PAC's Fundraising & Spending.

They will need to file accurate

Spending Reports

 with the

United States Government,

don't you know.

Oh,

I almost forgot.

Don't forget to fill out a

Statement of Organization,

with the
Federal Election Commission.

Check box 5(f) under

"Type of Committee,"

so you can say you are a

Super PAC.

Make sure to include on your

"Statement of Organization"

your name,

address,

contact information,

and the name of your

Super PAC 

and its

Treasurer.

Write a cover letter to the

"Federal Election Commission,"

making sure you tell them that your new group will be a

Super PAC.

The
fec.gov

even supplies a sample form you can use.

Then send everything to:

Federal Election Commission

999 E. St., NW

Washington, D.C. 20463

Now,

go ahead.

Get your butt off that couch

and

"Raise Unlimited Amounts Of Money!"

Then you too can influence the next

Local,

County,

State,

or Federal Election!

Go have some fun with this!
You know I will.

A word of caution though.

Say you want to back either

Donald Stump

 or

Hillary Chimpton

in the next

Presidential Election.

You can spend all the money you have collected for that cause,

you just can't work directly with either

Candidate

 or their

Organization!

One more thing,

the money is not yours to keep,

that would be

Fraud

and you'll go to

Jail.

This is,
The Ever Fun Loving Political Activist,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If your party serves the powerful and well-funded interests, and there's no limit to what you can spend, you have a permanent, structural advantage. We're averaging fifty-dollar checks in our campaign, and trying to ward off these seven- or eight-figure checks on the other side. That disparity is pretty striking, and so are the implications. In many ways, we're back in the Gilded Age. We have robber barons buying the government.”

- David Axelrod -

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