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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Bad News

I got some real bad news a few days ago.
It was so disheartening,
that I couldn't tell anybody about it.
It was such a strain emotionally,
that the only thing I can compare it to,
that has happen in my lifetime,
is the death and burial of my.........
give me a second..........
the death and burial of my pet turtle!
And that just happened last week!
Actually,
not trying to be funny this time around,
my latest entry into a writer's contest was rejected.
I keep asking,
for any reader out there,
please read some of the Poetry and Fiction under the Heading,
"Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, & A Novelette!"
I'm hoping you'll
Comment
on them,
so I can look at the constructive criticism,
and improve on my writing.
I know,
there is someone out there reading my Blog.
I see the numbers daily.
It shows that you,
my readers,
will take the time to read the Posts I put up daily,
but no one is reading my stories.
Why?
I would like to know.
If you have any suggestions for me on improving my Blog,
so I can recruit new people,
who will
Comment
on my stories,
let me know.
To take the next step,
I need more people to sign up as
Followers.
Or I'll just keep plugging away at this keyboard,
commenting on the World
and being as funny as I can.
Hey,
that wouldn't be so bad.
I kind of like that idea too!
I can either become a semi-professional writer,
or stay the intellectual Blogger that I am today!
Either way,
I'm happy!

This is,
The Professional Blogger,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

 “You can't make a fan of everyone. Stay true to your story, characters, music, art or whatever it is you do and fuck everyone else who doesn't like it. Life isn't perfect.”
- Ann Marie Frohoff - 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Like what you read, or don't like what you see,
sign up as a Follower, leave a Comment,
set up my Blog as your Homepage,
and I'll answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.

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