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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Proof Is In The Gray, Or Is It Grey, Hat Hacker's Pudding

I guess I have to say,
"I told you so."
Since I have slowed down on my Posting of Political Views,
How To Be Happy Segments,
New Technologies Coming In The Future Stories,
My Hatred Towards ISIS,
My Hatred For Stupid Prejudice People,
and so on,
my World Wide Views on this Blog has trickled down to around 25 per day.
No one has Commented on a Post since June 24th.
No one has sent me an email at
2buckhowie@gmail.com
for even longer!
Do you think any new
Followers 
have joined up since my mellowing?
Do ya?
Huh?
D' ya?
I'm working on a new short story while we speak,
and I will be Posting it here as soon as I am done.
So,
I will continue writing exciting stories and poems,
I will continue to Post them here on my Blog,
and I will continue to Post my Political,
Humorous,
Controversial,
Insightful,
Informative,
and just darn right Genius Views for the World to read.
So there!
And,
after a time,
if you understand life a little bit better because of me,
I will accept
"The Justice Party's"
nomination as a candidate for the Presidency of the
United States of America.
Or the nomination to be President of 
Estados Unidos Mexicanos.
Or President of
Chile.
Or 
India, Ireland, Nigeria, Norway, or Denmark.
Oh, come on now!
How about President of the Ralph Nader Fan Club then?

This is Jim (I'm Looking For Your Vote) Hauenstein,

And, I Would Be A Good President. I Would!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Like what you read, or don't like what you see,
sign up as a Follower. leave a Comment,
and if it is insightful enough,
I'll answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.

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