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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Yesterdays

Yesterday,
I missed writing on this Blog because of,
two of my children.
It wasn't their fault,
it was the fact that one of my sons had an appointment with the Orthodontist
and one of my daughters had to go to the Emergency Room at the Hospital.
Both are OK
and doing fine.
I was the one who needed the real medical attention.
My son needs braces
and the Insurance won't cover it under the prose that he isn't deformed or it isn't life threatening.
So now my decision is to either say,
"Sorry son,
but you didn't want to get your teeth straightened anyways,
right?"
Or,
I have to come up with $4,000.
They'll kindly take $278 for 7 months,
then $147 for 17 months.
But you can see the math here,
where I'll be paying an extra $445.
So all you wonderful people out there,
please help me by going to the hyperlink below
and buy my eBook for only 99 cents!
It's for a worthy cause
and how can that hurt your pocket book?
It'll help pay for a child's dental braces
and keep me out of the poor house.
The book is called
"No Return Address"
by the way.
The other reason I couldn't write in this Blog is the fact that I had to be deprogrammed for all the Disney Cartoons
and Sitcoms I had to endure.
I know the Orthodontist's Office
and the Hospital's Emergency Room play it to keep the kids in attendance quiet,
because it is so mind numbingly subliminal in it's attention grabbing techniques,
that it works on a highly developed mind,
such as my own.
Now I find myself worried if
"Jessie"
will ever get that acting career off the ground,
and how much competition
"Dog With A Blog"
really is to my Blog.
(I was wondering where all the readers had gone.)
Though I've been deprogrammed,
deep down inside,
I can't for the life of me understand how people don't realize it's the same girl on
"Liv & Maddie"
playing both parts!

This is,
"The Mouse Hat with Ears" wearing,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart.” 
- Zeus, from the Disney Movie, Hercules -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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