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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, May 5, 2017

Seriously Now

This being
Friday,
I always like to start the weekend off by
Posting Humor.
Sometimes a funny anecdote from my family's past,
but most of the time,
I'll write down jokes that I find humorous from the internet.
Yes,
I know.
Even though I no longer drink alcohol,
I find jokes about beer pretty funny.
Today though,
has to start off seriously.
Very Seriously.
Really Seriously.
I am talking so seriously,
that you might want to ask a
Companion,
Lover,
Relative,
or even just a
Friend
to be by your side when you read the following paragraphs.
Just in case a
Pastor
from your particular religious choice needs to be called in to give you,
what the
Catholics
call,
Your Final Rights.
Or,
if there is still time
and hope for your survival,
they will be able to call
911,
and ask for the paramedics to come to your rescue.
I'm not here to frighten you into believing this is the
End Of The World.
No,
I am not the
Boy Who Cries Wolf.
I am not a
Soothsayer,
a
Seer,
or even an
Oracle.
I am just a
Man,
who lives in
Southern California,
who believes that the news I am about to reveal to the
World,
is so shocking,
but so wonderful
and exciting,
that some people might keel over from their
Exhilaration And Joy.
What I am talking about?

jac m
has become the first new follower in a year!
 
jac m
is the
Twenty Sixth Person
to sign up as a
Follower.
She likes to
Follow
these other
Blogs 
too!
So,
obviously,
she is a well read individual.

This is,
Thanking jac m For Signing Up,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

 “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.”
- George R.R. Martin, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Set up my Blog as your Homepage,
or Sign up as a Follower,
or Leave a Comment,
or a Suggestion,
and I will answer you in a Post.

Thanks for reading.

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