Bringing Laughter To Start Your Weekend

"Jim, why are you wearing neon lights around your legs?"

Asked my friend Bob.

"I'm not wearing neon bulbs around my legs,"

I replied.

"This is the first time I am wearing short pants all year!"

Don't knock the weather.

 If it didn't change once in a while,

nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation!

It’s been raining so much in Southern California,

that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.

 Concerned about what will happen to coastal cities if the polar ice caps melt?

Don’t be.

New names have already been chosen.

Atlantis City, New Jersey

Pariscope, France

Sail ‘Em, Massachusetts

Floodelphia, Pennsylvania

Helsunki, Finland

Sao Marco … Paulo, Brazil

"Jim. What kind of exercise do you everyday?"

I was asked by a Health Official.

I said,

"Diddly-squats!"

Remember my

Post

about

Roller Derby?
Have A Derby Of A Time

Well,

I got an email telling me of a person's favorite player names.

(He asked if I wouldn't use his name.)

(Don't ask me why. I don't know.)

His favorite player names are:

Grimm Scarytales,

Pain Eyre,

and

Pippi Longstompings!

This is,

Hoping You All Have A Great Weekend,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
- W.C. Fields -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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