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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Enjoying Meeting New People

Being a
Lyft Driver
you get to meet all kinds of people.
Today I met one of my favorite passengers so far this year.
He requested a ride,
through the
App,
then sent me this text message.
"I'll be the confused looking fella in a suit and barefoot."
I asked him why he was all dressed up,
and he told me he was at a wedding.
He also said he was drinking with his buddies afterwards
and somewhere along the way he lost his shoes.
Now I am just saying,
all the weddings I have ever been to are on the weekend
and today is
Wednesday.
He wasn't all grumpy from a hangover
and I had a pretty good time listening to his tales of his adventure he was on.
The best part?
He didn't get into any kind of trouble for his actions.
Just lost a pair of shoes.
I like the guy.
I hope I give him a ride again someday,
after he buys a pair of loafers.

 This is,
Enjoying Meeting New People Everyday,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
- Benjamin Franklin -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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