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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, May 9, 2015

No Return Address

This is a story about a book I wrote a couple of years back.
It is called,
"No Return Address,"
which I published as an eBook on
Smashwords.com.
Smashwords is a self publishing site that I believe is one of the best out there.
If you like scary
Mysteries,
I suggest you download a copy of my book for only 99 cents.
It was my first attempt at publishing a book.
What I am surprised at is no one ever noticed the irony of the title?
It reads,
"No Return Address,"
but every chapter starts with what people have misunderstood as a return address!
What I should have mentioned, somewhere in the
Prologue,
was that the
Cities
and the
Dates
represented the
Post Office Mark
on the
Envelope's Stamp!
If you read yesterday's
Post
you know I'm starting a new story with your help
or no one's help today.
Look to the left hand side where it says
"Short Stories & Flash Fiction,"
then look for the heading,
"The Experiment,"
click that on
and follow the instructions.
You will be helping me write a new story for this
Blog.
It should be a lot of fun
or it could be very lonely for me.
Please no extreme vulgarity
or blatant sexual descriptions.
I have kids who read this
Blog.

This is,
I Will Be Doing All The Editing Of The Story
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"It is only through mystery and madness that the soul is revealed"


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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