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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, April 13, 2015

Really? It's Been That Long?

F1 season is already underway.
Three races have already been completed,
with 16 more to go.
I believe it's the best kind of Motor Sport Racing in the World.
If you agree with me,
please buy me two tickets,
make that four,
to this year's race in Austin, Texas.
Plus,
I'll need a Hotel Room,
with a Car Rental.
Oh,
what the Hell.
You can come too if you like.
Don't forget to watch the race early,
very early Sunday morning.
You'll love it.
It's better than turning left all the time while racing on an oval track!

This is Jim Hauenstein,

And,
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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