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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, April 25, 2015

I Have A Theory!

I want you to mark this day down on your calendar,
because you have heard this theory here first.
It's called,
"The Hauenstein Theory."
OK,
all of you
Alien Conspiracy Theorists,
I am going to answer all your questions about why we don't see any
Aliens Today.
Yet,
a famous
TV Show
on the
History Channel 
claims we can find plenty of evidence from the past that tells us,
Aliens
have been here,
visiting us humans. 
Here it goes.
The Hauenstein Theory.


I believe in
"Worm Holes."
I believe we will eventually discover that they occur naturally,
and are natural phenomena throughout the
Galaxy.
We just don't have the
Physics
and the
Technology
to detect them.
Once we do,
our technology should be advanced enough,
by then,
that we will be able to travel the great distances,
across our
Galaxy
and hopefully,
throughout the
Universe,
With the help from these
Worm Holes.
What most
Alien Believers
do not take into account is
"Hubble's Law,"
and how it affects
Worm Holes.
To put it simply,
Hubble's Law
states that,
"Everything is moving away from us and every other object in space."
Yes,
you are right.
It is not one hundred percent true,
as a rule,
but there are exceptions to everything.
Example,
the
Andromeda Galaxy
will collide with the
Milky Way Galaxy
in about a billion years
or so.
But as a whole,
the theory is sound. 
So using
Hubble's Law
as a measuring point,
space is expanding as everything is moving away from everything else.
Including the
Earth,
the
Moon,
and the
Sun.
Away from each other.
If you don't believe me,
look it up. 
Now,
one of the exceptions to this is,
and is not part of
Hubble's Law,
is
These
Worm Holes,
are also in motion.
Being forced to move around.
Unlike everything made out of
Star Stuff
they are not moving away from us
or anything else.
They just can't stay in one location.
Dark Matter
is in motion to fill the gaps that the
Galaxies,
Stars,
Planets,
Moons,
Asteriods,
Comets,
Gas Molecules,
and
Dust Clouds,
are leaving behind,
as they move away from each other.
Let us just use
Stars
to help explain my theory.
Also,
I say gaps,
but it might be easier to imagine that the
Stars
are like fish swimming in water.
Water being
Dark Matter.
The
Star
or
Fish
 forces the water to spread out in front of it to account for its mass,
but the water needs to close in behind it to fill in the gap the mass has left behind.
The fins
and tail movement,
represents the magnetic field objects have when moving through
Space.
These ripples,
or magnetic fields also pushes objects around.
The same water is not replacing the same spot left behind by the moving fish,
but being pushed to another location as other water,
from a different location fills in those spots.
The
Worm Holes
have to go with the flow.
So in space,
absolutely everything is in motion.
Dark Matter
is also either being cleared away as something pushes through it,
or it is moving in to fill a void left by moving objects.
When
Aliens
were visiting the
Earth
in our past,
it was viable for them to use the
Worm Hole
closes to us.
Eventually,
this
Worm Hole
moved so far away from us,
that the distance was too great for them to reach us any longer. 
But wait.
Fear not you ever fun loving
Alien Believers!
They are coming back.
All they are waiting for is the next
Worm Hole
to line up close enough to both parties to make it possible to travel the great distance once again. 
And,
won't they be surprised to see that we are less hairy,
taller,
and make a whole lot of weapons from the knowledge they have implanted in our
DNA!
That is
"The Hauenstein Theory."

This is,
It's Just A Thought,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Universe is expanding to infinity without a center in space.”
- Vishwanath S J -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

Pass this Post on to any
Alien Believer,
Scientist,
or Mathematician
and you could win my ever loving thanks.
So let's talk about it.
Leave a comment below
and I'll answer your questions
or comments in a Post.
So do your Happy Dance Alien Lovers because they are coming back!
The Aliens are coming.
The Aliens are coming.
The Aliens are coming, back to town!

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