Happy Birthday Son

I think the title says it all.

Happy Birthday Son.
I hope you have the best birthday today that you'll have all year!
I know by this planet's traditions you get only one birthday per year because of it's singular rotation around it's singular
Sun.

But the system where we are from we go by our binary calendar and you get two birthdays per 273 rotations around each
Sun!
So enjoy your 16th birthday today
and in 273 rotations enjoy your 16.5 birthday tomorrow!
I love you too!

I'm extremely tired,
because it's 4 a.m. in the morning.

This is,
Making Things Up As I Go Along
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

I can't think of any other way of being funny.

“Happy birthday, and next time, eat the stupid cupcake.”
- Rachel Caine -

My Son Hates Cake!

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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