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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, April 8, 2016

Aliens Are Gettin Jiggy Wit It By Learning To Twerk - Right Snoop Dog - Fo Shizzle

There goes the neighborhood.
Or,
just the
Hood,
is the way we like to say it in
America.
Professor Stephen Hawking
has to spoil all the fun of getting our
Alien Neighbors
down to
Earth
and
Gettin Jiggy Wit It.
He is trying to tell me that if
Aliens
find our home,
they will become
Space Invaders
instead of learning how to
twerk.
That is what is wrong with all these
Professor Einsteins
thinking type people.
Sooooooo suspicious.
They are under the assumption that all
Alien Races,
throughout the
Galaxy
will be acting like we do.
Have the same goals of aggression as we do.
They will becoming to the planet
Earth
to make a
Few Bucks
off of us.
They will probably try to sell us
The Golden Gate Bridge.
Saying they built it first.
Or,
that they built the
Pyramids.
Well,
they did do that.
Just ask anyone who believes the guys on the TV show
Ancient Aliens.
Hey,
maybe
Professor No Fun At All Hawking
should talk to those guys.
They have all the proof we need to say that
Aliens
were here before
and love to party.
They don't come back anymore because we have let the place go.
It isn't the vacation spot of the
Galaxy
any longer.
Grumpy Professor Hawking warned:
"If aliens visit us, the outcome could be much like when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans Indians. Such advanced Aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonize whatever planets they can reach."
Is that what you think?
Maybe they are bringing their own
Micro-Brew
to
Pardee!
Right
Snoop Dog?
Fo Shizzle.

This is,
Still Believe My Explanation About Aliens Is Correct In My Post
I Have A Theory,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“We all know inter-species romance is weird.”
- Tim Burton -

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