I Don't Babble, Really I Don't

In two different conversations,

one with my

Sister,

and one with my

Eldest Daughter,

it has slipped,

from there own lips mind you,

that they come to visit my

Blog,

not to read the

Great Editorials,

Riveting Stories,

Stylish Poetry,

Unbiased Opinions,

and the unfathomable

Educating Factor

of my

Informative Posts,

but to see if I am

Up & Running.

What I mean by that is,

they come to see how I am doing health-wise.

Ha,

I'm in the biggest shape of my life!

I mean

"Best shape of my Life!"

I remember reading about

Man's Evolution

in communication where people actually had to

Write A Letter

to each other to see how they were.

The first letter ever found was written on stone mind you.

Then came the telegraph.

Which was a

 lot faster.

Afterwards,

the telephone.

Where you could actually have a conversation with the person you are worried about.

In Real Time.

Then came the busy 1990s

and a step backwards in our evolution.

You could email a person,

asking them,

what they were up to

or how they were feeling?

But you had to wait for some time to pass before you would receive a response.

You didn't have to wait as long as

Snail Mail,

but it wasn't in

Real Time.

Texting improved the

Interaction

between people by bringing back the conversation close to

Real Time

as possible.

Without someone giving up much of their precious

Real Time!

Now,

I have discovered the fastest,

most heinous of ways,

of knowing how a

Family Member

is doing without using that

Stalker Media

called

Facebook.

Or,

by taking a timeout from your busy schedule of watching

The Bachelor

and

The Bachelorette.

First,

you need to encourage your

  Father, Mother, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Etcetera,

to write a

Blog

informing the

World

all about themselves.

By asking them to write something almost everyday.

The reader will be able to tell if there is something wrong with that person by seeing if they

Write Or Not.

They will be able to see what kind of mood the person is in by the words they use when they write.

And then you won't have to interact with whomever in

Real Time.

  Wasting all of your precious

Time

of yours by talking to you!

Because I have a reputation of being a

Babbler,

Chatterbox,

Jabberer,

Windbag,

and all around

Motor-Mouth,

people say that when they are having a conversation with me,

I dominate that conversation.

  That I take the long way around,

with my words,

to make a simple point.

And That Is Not Me At All.

Well,

I have a surprise for those two

and anyone else who comes to my

Blog

to see

"How Am I Doing."

I am not going to write anything today.

I am going to miss a day,

so they will worry about me

and pick up the telephone to see

"How I Am Doing."

So this will be our little secret.

Shhhhhhhhh

This is,

You Can Really Tell I Am Not A Babbler By Reading This Short Little Post,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

 

Mind you; I only used the phrase "Mind You" twice!

Conversation of the Day - "How do you describe yourself in two words?"

Me: "You don't."
- Sanhita Baruah -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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