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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, September 27, 2021

How To Begin?

When I was in high school, and for a few years afterwards, I had a gentleman's agreement with a good friend of mine named Mark. We understood that we could never discuss five topics of interest with each other because we always ended up arguing about who was right. (Me of course) Those topics were; religion, motorcycles, politics, music, and girls. Don't ask me why we would argue about girls. Maybe because my wandering eyes always made bad choices. Who knows. But the moral of that story is what I want to bring up today. On the recommendation of a literary agent, over the past three years or so, I have started using the different social media platforms aggressively to promote my love of writing. By doing this I have alienated some lifelong friends I had. Why? Because I write about my political views, my dislike for organized religion, Yamaha always made the best motorcycles, all kinds of music is good and not just from one era, and finally I didn't meet the love of my life until I was 35 years old. But that's not all. What really gets people's goat, (Look that expression up Generation Z) is my brand of humor. The irritating sarcasm and ribbing I like to do to get people to think and laugh. Well now that you understand this, I want you all to know, I am not going to change a thing!
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No Matter What You Say You Will Never Hurt My Feelings
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Unless you make jokes about me being bald!
 
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“At the center of your being you have the answer. You know who you are
and you know what you want.”
- Lao Tzu -

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