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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, December 19, 2020

I Am Always Broke At The End Of The Year

Tis' the season to be jolly!
Fa la la la la, la-la la la!
Even though it is the year of the
COVID-19 Pandemic,
nothing is going to spoil my festivities for the rest of the year!
Sure,
I'm not the only one.
Most people are celebrating some kind of ceremonial holiday in
December.
Like
Kwanzaa,
Hanukkah,
Christmas,
or my favorite in
Austria,
they are celebrating the
Devil Of Christmas,
Why the Krampus parade is a Munich holiday you don't want to miss - Lonely  Planet
But I was raised
Catholic
so I celebrate
Christmas.
But the fun doesn't start
or stop there.
Yesterday,
we celebrated my youngest daughter's
23rd Birthday!
Hooray!
On the 22nd of this month,
which is 3 more days,
we celebrate my second youngest daughter's
24th Birthday!
Yippee!
The 25th is
Christmas
of course,
so that's a family celebration.
But right afterwards,
my sister-in-law has her
Birthday
on the 27th!
Yahoo!
Finally,
on
December 29th
comes the true event of the month,
My Birthday!
Woopie!
Which the dictionary defines as;
"An affluent retired person able to pursue an active lifestyle."
 
This is,
No Wonder I Am Always Broke At The End Of The Year
Jim Hauenstein
 
And,
 
“Celebrate every day like a birthday.”
- Jordan Hoechlin -
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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