Help
me! I’m trapped. I was searching the plausibility if Saint Nicholas
is real. I was in my study, typing away at my computer, when a
tactical team of Green Barrette looking Elves busted down my front door
and came through all of my windows. I would have laughed at the sight of
it, because they looked so cute, but I was scared. One of the elves,
with a toy gun, proved to me it was lethal by shooting up my sofa. I had
no choice, I did what I was told. Luckily for me the Elves were not
very good at frisking because they are so short and they missed my cell
phone in the top pocket of my coat. Now if you are reading my Blog and
wondering why I don’t call for help, I have. No one will listen. They
are all under the influence of Saint Nick's spell. I’m telling you and
you better listen. Santa Claus is real, and he delivers all the
Christmas presents to the children all over the world in a single night!
He is an inter-dimensional being. There are no toy factories on Earth.
His Elves make all the toys you see. When adults think they are shopping
for their children, they are actually under a hypnotic force where the
Elves are investigating who has been good and who has been naughty. Then
the Elves plant a memory into all the grownups, making them believe
they did all the shopping. To pay for all these toys, the Elves also get
the adults to give them their credit cards and then the little tykes
maxes those babies out! They brainwash everyone into thinking that they
spent the money! It’s a trillion dollar business Santa has going. Wait?
Somebody is coming. Please help me. Call the police! Call Now!
This is,
It’s Too Late.....
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
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That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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