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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Goodbye Twitter

I have written about my obsession
or should I say my addiction,
to my cellphone before.
As far back as
February 21st, 2014
in a
Post
called
There have been others like my
Post
but my
Councilor
has told me I need to do something about it,
starting today.
I just got out of a
ATC Meeting.
An acronym for
Addicted To Cellphones Meeting.
Just like all the other help organizations out there making money from the down trodden,
we have a
Twelve Step Program
that I must follow religiously to get on a path of recovery.
Right now,
I am not going to go into every step I have to take
and I am not going to tell you I cannot be cured like alcoholics.
I just need to start by taking my first step.
"I admit I am powerless over my addiction and that my life is unmanageable when I am holding my cellphone."
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 My first step is,
Deleting All The Twitter Feeds I Follow!
 Goodbye
So long
Adios
Bye bye
Adieu
@F1
Toodle-oo
I am going to miss you
Anonymous.
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Man,
does that hurt!
Withdrawal should only last
A Couple Of Weeks
my
Councilor
tells me! 
See the source image
 This is,
A Made Up Scenario
I Am Not Addicted To Anything
Just Don't Ask To Touch My Phone
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The girl told me that her mobile phone had proposed to her when it gave her a ring.”
- Anthony T. Hincks -


I might have gotten rid of the
Twitter Accounts
I follow,
but I still have my
Account.

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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