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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, September 27, 2018

The Optimistic Street Preacher

We have all heard about these
Street Preachers,
holding up a signs,
telling us to
"Repent, The End Is Near!"
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 You might have seen these guys,
if you live in a big city,
hanging out at street corners,
outside grocery stores,
or in city parks.
The one thing you never see,
is them hanging outside of a
Church
preaching their doom.
Talking about
Doom.
How many
Clergy
have gone off their rocker over the years
and predicted the end of the world?
 Right,
too numerous to count.
Well,
the end of the world has been predicted ever since ancient times.
I don't have a legit website where I can show you proof,
but one of my
Teachers
when I was young,
told her class,
that their were
Hieroglyphics
predicting the end of the world.
 And if you can't believe a
Teacher,
who can you believe?
The internet?
 Today I saw a really optimistic
Street Preacher
and I have to really commend his style.
While most of his colleagues like to predict the
Doom & Gloom,
 this guy's message was pretty upbeat.
His prediction?
"Praise the Lord!"
On November 9th 2018
no one will die!
The Lord has ordain no one die
on this day!
So,
I had to ask him.
No one will die in a car accident?
"No!"
Soldiers fighting in a war?
"No!"
A person with terminal cancer?
"Not until the next day!"
Murder?
"Not one killing will happen!"
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 If that truly happens on
November 9th
I will be the first one down on my knees
Praising The Lord!

This is,
Why Can't We Have More Optimists Preachers In This World,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Even the preachers get preached by life”
- Alok Jagawat -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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