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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, September 14, 2018

Whovian Humor

It is
Friday,
and we all need a little humor in our lives to start the weekend off right.
In celebration of the
October 7th
start of the new
Doctor Who Season,
on
I thought a little
Whovian
humor would be appropriate.
Image result for new doctor who on bbc america

Q: Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Q: Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor

Q: What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
A: Sun-taran lotion

Q: What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees himself?
A: Its a pair-a-docs!

Q: Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.

Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
A: Doctor Moo

Q: Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
A: He doesn't want to lose his K9

Q: What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti?
A: Dalek bread

Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is OK, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.

Q: Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job center?
A: There wasn't any temporal-shift work available.

Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call the Doctor

Q: What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman?
A: From a long way away
Thank you to
for helping me with the humor.

This is,
Waiting For The Doctor To Pick Me Up Someday As His New Companion,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.”
- Steven Moffat -


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