It is
Friday,
and we all need a little humor in our lives to start the weekend off right.
In celebration of the
October 7th
start of the new
Doctor Who Season,
on
I thought a little
Whovian
humor would be appropriate.
Q: Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Q: Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor
Q: What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
A: Sun-taran lotion
Q: What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees himself?
A: Its a pair-a-docs!
Q: Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
A: Doctor Moo
Q: Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
A: He doesn't want to lose his K9
Q: What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti?
A: Dalek bread
Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is OK, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.
Q: Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job center?
A: There wasn't any temporal-shift work available.
Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call the Doctor
Q: What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman?
A: From a long way away
A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Q: Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor
Q: What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
A: Sun-taran lotion
Q: What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees himself?
A: Its a pair-a-docs!
Q: Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
A: Doctor Moo
Q: Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
A: He doesn't want to lose his K9
Q: What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti?
A: Dalek bread
Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is OK, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.
Q: Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job center?
A: There wasn't any temporal-shift work available.
Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call the Doctor
Q: What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman?
A: From a long way away
Thank you to
for helping me with the humor.
This is,
Waiting For The Doctor To Pick Me Up Someday As His New Companion,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.”
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