EyE Phone Of The Future

A commercial,

as seen on everyone's handheld cellphone,

as a holographic projection,

in the near future.

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"It is here. As promised. The newest iPhone for this generation and for generations to come. It's the iPhone Eye!"

 

Says a robotic image,
of a young women,
in her early twenties.

 

"With the latest breakthroughs from the last decade, where our engineers and scientist have combine polymers, with human fibrous cell layers, the vascular cell layers, with retina cells layers, and with our patented personalized electronics, you can now grow up and grow old with your new iPhone Eye. The eyeball actually expands as you begin growing and settles into the size you will use the rest of your life!"

Pitches the smiling android.

"No more losing your phone. No more calling from your friends phone to find yours. No more worries about dropping or breaking your phone. Because you will always see with your new iPhone Eye and do everything you always did with your handheld. Just, with a blink of an eye."

The holographic commercial,
shows a picture of a generic iPhone Eye.

"With the help of our iPhone distributors across the globe you will be able to customize the color, the size, the features, and set up your iPhone Eye surgery all in one visit. And let me assure you, Apple has screened surgeons from across the globe and have found the best and the brightest for your peace of mind. We even have developed an iPhone Eye for children so Mom and Dad can monitor and restrict usage of their kids Eye. So hurry to your local Apple Store to order yours now, because demand is high and a six month waiting period for the surgery is already backlogged."

 

The commercial switches,
from the smiling android,
to a picture of the typical snag everyone experiences,
when switching cellphone companies.

"And don't you worry about your existing cellphone contract. We will buyout your contract at no cost to you, because once you see how the iPhone Eye will change everything you do, we feel you will be an iPhone Eye wearer for life!"

This is,

I Already Have Mine On Order,

 Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The future depends on what you do today.”
- Mahatma Gandhi -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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