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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Play It Safe Out There

I have been on the road a lot lately,
since I started my new job.
Because of it,
I am having a hard time figuring out when to write,
when to spend time with my family,
and when to have time for myself.
So now,
I have been sitting at my computer,
for about an hour,
trying to think of something to write about.
Going from
Link To Link,
and trying to think,
I finally came across something I find interesting.
It never amazes me,
the cruelty of the human species.
The Most Gruesome Government Report Ever Written Evaluates 34 Ways to Execute a Man
In 1887, New York State appointed three men to evaluate every possible way to execute a man—which they did in disturbing detail.
By For Popular Mechanics.com
"In 1887, the state of New York published what became popularly known as the Gerry Commission Report. This is one piece of bureaucratic prose that is neither dull nor boring. In fact, it may be among the most macabre and gruesome in the annals of American writing. Three men wrote the Gerry report. There was Elbridge Gerry of New York, grandson of another Elbridge Gerry who signed the Declaration of Independence and became the fifth vice president of the United States. There was Matthew Hale, grandson of Nathan Hale, the Revolutionary War patriot who famously regretted he had but one life to give for his country. And there was Alfred Southwick, a Buffalo dentist who was the grandson of nobody particularly famous."

If you want to know all the insidious ways these three men dreamt up of killing people,
please go to the link above.
I wouldn't want
William Gurstelle
of accusing me of plagiarism
or of stealing his story.
Especially,
this kind of hideous story.

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Time to go back to work!

This is,
Me Saying Sayonara Boys
And Girls
Play It Safe Out There Tonight
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”
- Neil Armstrong -

That is my story and I sticking to it!

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