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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, March 13, 2017

Heed The Warning Signs

I saw a couple of old friends yesterday
and we started talking about my new job,
being
driver.
What we talked about was,
how this type of cheap transportation could have saved us out of a lot of trouble with the
Courts
and thousands of dollars in
Fines,
back in the day.
Or,
you can
Heed The Warning Signs In Life
given to you by
Karma.
For example;
I was bullheaded kind of beer drinker in my younger days
and I used to drive home after sitting at a bar for a couple of hours after work.
One night I stayed a little too long,
but still decided to drive home.
Which is at least 25 miles
or 40 kilometers between my
Home & Bar.
So,
on this drunken night,
Karma
saw to it that I had good luck going my way.
I was driving erratically,
going onto the shoulder,
then compensating too much the other way,
ending up in the middle of the road,
sometimes crossing over into the on-coming-traffic-lane.
I was about half way home when a vehicle came up behind me flashing its lights
and beeping its horn.
I thought for sure,
this was it.
I was going to get busted for drunk driving.
I pulled over
and waited.
Suddenly,
this person opens my driver side door
and says;
"Move over. I'm a Christian!"
He drove me home while his girlfriend followed us in his car.
I couldn't see the warning signs that my drinking was getting out of hand,
because on the very next day,
I went to the bar
and told everyone what had happened.
We all laughed
and laughed on how lucky I was.
But my luck ran out.
Two weeks later,
I was busted for
Driving-While-Under-The-Influence.
It was a lesson I needed to learn
and soon quit drinking thereafter.
My family was happy that I did too!
If I would have heeded
Karma's Warning
of if they had a program like
Lyft
back in the day,
I wonder how things might have been different.
One thing though,
I might have a drink
or two on a special occasion,
I just never get drunk anymore
or drive a car after having a beer.

This is,
Still Thanking Karma For Helping Me Never To Have An Accident In California While Drinking,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

 “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
- Ernest Hemingway -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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