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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, June 26, 2015

I Get My Ideas From Dreams

Everything in my life was going good for me right now.
All of my family members are happy,
I'm receiving adulation from my loyal followers,
and I'm getting
World Wide Views
of my
Blog!
*****
"I want to thank the Academy for honoring me with this Lifetime Oscar Achievement Award."
Wait,
what?
Was I dreaming again?
Man,
it was a good dream too!
Did you ever have one of those moments,
where you are half asleep
and half awake,
and you can't tell if your dream is reality,
or if reality is your dream?
Then you wake up,
finding out that the dream you were having was so real,
so vivid,
that it even had your emotions reeling?
And all you can think about is trying to get back to sleep so you can experience that life you were having in your dream?
Have you?
I've had several in my lifetime,
where I can remember the feelings that were stirred up inside of me,
but I don't necessarily remember the actual dream.
I suppose in
Psychology,
I would be considered someone who was trying to escape my realty,
for a fantasy.
Hogwash.
Most of the time,
I'm a realist.
Those old
Souls
who believe in
Reincarnation
probably think I'm seeing one of my past lives in my dream.
Dream on.
It's just a story idea,
playing out in my head.
I wish I new one of those
Wicca People.
I like to hear what they have to say,
about me wanting to stay inside a good dream.
But alas,
what I hear is they pretty much stay to themselves.
Except for maybe one
or two people in any
Religious Group,
who will teach you their
Holy Ways
for a
Buck! ($)
The one part of my mélange dream that I want to point out that is real, is the fact that "I'm getting World wide views of my Blog."
So instead of thanking the Academy, I want to thank:
Canada - 1 Page View
United Arab Emirates - 2 Page Views
Malaysia - 3 Page Views
Kuwait - 6 Page Views
Belarus - 10 Page Views
Ireland - 21 Page Views
India - 24 Page Views
South Korea - 26 Page Views
United Kingdom - 32 Page Views
Ukraine - 34 Page Views
France - 37 Page Views
Poland - 44 Page Views
Russia - 69 Page Views
Germany - 78 Page Views
And, as of today, drum roll please
The United States of America - 3318 Page Views!
Thank you World.

This is,
Jim Hauenstein,

And did you notice that none of my relatives, from the Philippines, have viewed my Blog? Not one Filipino view!

Now that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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