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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Tying Up A Few Ends Here

Come on People,
help me write the story
"The Experiment!"
It's easy.
Look under the section,
on the right,
where it says
"Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, & A Novelette."
I'll write a sentence or two,
then you can write the next sentence or two.
If you can't get the feel of the idea by just writing a sentence,
write a paragraph.
Nothing longer,
please.
You will notice,
that every piece my readers write is in green
and the parts I write are in red.
That way you'll know at least part of what you write is in the story.
I reserve the right to all rewrites,
with suggestions from the readers.

To Yaz129.
I appreciate every comment you write,
but some of them obviously are not questions or concerns,
so I'm sure you're not expecting a Post on every comment.
I hope.
Keep it up though.
My ego can always use the boost!

To Nadar.
Relax.
Answer your phone.
Don't go rushing into the World of High Finance if you can't take the stress of picking up your phone when it rings.
Nobody wants to see you lose everything a second time.
Sorry if I'm butting in.

I like the fellow.
He's tall,
good looking......

Wait a minute!
I'm secure in my manhood!
I am! I really am!

Help me if you can!
My daughter's boyfriend is living in Florida now.
I need to find a way to fly her there by the end of July.
It's her birthday
and she really wants to see him again.
Let me know about any discount services
or if you have a ticket you can't use
and you're willing to transfer it over to her.
Nothing full price.
We're looking to save money here so she has spending money when she gets to Florida.
This is all about Love.
Come on all you Taiwanese,
you know you'll do anything for a good Love Story!
(I know I'm profiling,
stereotyping,
and being an idiot by saying all Taiwanese love a good Love Story.
But come on Taiwan,
it's Love!) 
If anyone has an idea or can help in anyway,
leave the information in the comment section.
Just leave your first name
and an email address
and I'll send an email back to you.
Please no phone numbers since this is a Public Blog.
Thank you.

I want to Thank the
"Authorities,"
in North Carolina.
The article I read didn't say if it was the FBI,
State Troopers,
or which Law Enforcement Agency which apprehended the Moron,
Dylann Storm Roof.
The insane 21 year old who sat with Church goers for an hour before killing 9 individuals!
Just the other day I was asking people to stop the hate.
In a case like this,
I have to applaud Law Enforcement.
Arresting idiots like Dylann is what they get paid to do.
I want to point out a trend I've been noticing though,
about
"The South."
Some people still are haters in this day and age.
They teach their kids to hate.
And they give those hater kids three names!
Timothy James McVeigh,
Terry Lynn Nichols,
Randall Claude Weaver,
Richard Wayne Snell,
Richard Benjamin Speck,
Dylann Storm Roof, 
and so on.
My only hope is,
when Mr. Roof is sentenced to jail,
his new roomie is 6'5",
a Man of color,
and is looking for a new girlfriend,
going by the name of Dylann!

Stop the cycle of hate!

This is Jim Hauenstein,

And,

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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