I Kind Of Enjoyed Stirring Up People

For the past two days,

I wrote a story in two parts,

using myself as the main character.

We Will See What Happens To Me Tomorrow

was part one written on

Monday

and

We Will See What Happens To Me Today

was part two written yesterday,

Tuesday December 20th.

In the story I mention that I have been diagnosed with having an inoperable brain tumor.

I used an actual

CT Scan

of someone with a tumor inside his skull.

For some reason,

this started real concern about my health.

Generating a few phone calls from people who are dear to me,

including my

Wife.

I won't tell you what she said to me,

by withholding this kind of information from her,

because this

Blog

is rated

PG-13.

I don't have a

CT Scan

with the same angle as the

X-ray

above,

but I did have one taken of me last month,

proving there is no tumor inside my brain,

but that I am missing a couple of molars.

You can plainly see I have a sound mind but that I have to have teeth implants put into my mouth.

I am now accepting donations for a charitable cause called,

"Keep Jim Beautiful."

Any amount will be accepted.

Before I get myself into more trouble by soliciting funds,

I am kidding!

I wouldn't compare my little scare to that of

Orsen Welles's

1938 radio broadcast of

"The War of the Worlds,"

where part of the country panicked,

believing there was a real alien invasion happening.

But,

I did cause enough of a stir among family

and friends that I had to write this detraction.

"I do not have a brain tumor. I have a brain deficiency in not informing people that it was just a story."

Thank you though for caring.

If you do not know who

Orsen Welles

is,

I suggest you rent a few films he either starred in

or directed.

As far as making films in

Hollywood,

he was a genius.

This is,

I Kind Of Enjoyed Stirring Up People And Having Them Call Me To See If I Was OK,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”
- Orson Welles -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks for reading.

I would especially like to thank John for his concern also.