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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, November 12, 2020

Before And After

This past summer,
and I cannot remember the exact date for the life of me,
I said I would put up before and after pictures of me when I got a haircut and a shave.
I do not want to be known as a liar so I am going to do that today.
I would like to say first that
COVID-19 Pandemic Lock Down
has not treated me well.
Before this all started I was a lean 225 pounds
and have ballooned to a whopping 265 lbs.
Or for anyone living outside the
United States
I was 102 kilograms
and am now a 120 kg.
This is before;
Enough with the
Santa Claus
reference.
This is after;

 There you have it.
I am aging beautifully.

This is,
Yes Those Are Two Different Doctor Who T-Shirts I Am Wearing
Jim Hauenstein
 
And,
 
“Nothing shouts out “Celebrity!” as loudly as being a biker in desperate need of a shave, a haircut and clean clothes.”
- Foster Kinn -
 
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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