Hey, did you hear that Apple, the computer company, wants to develop their
own autonomous cars? They have a huge problem to overcome. They are having trouble loading Windows!
I
can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he
gives me the gate code, it will be the first time I live in a gated community!
If
you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a musician for many years. And after all these years I still get
recognized once in awhile. It is at Family Reunions, but I still get
recognized!
The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental massage parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be
self-serve!
When
I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master" because
of all the beer I drank. When I look back now and think
about all the money I spent on beer over the years, if I had that money today, think of all the beer I could buy!
This is,
Hoping You Had A Safe Halloween
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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