Just One More Time For The Fun Of It

Over the years,

I have told my children that it is a good idea to read about all the different religious

and political groups of the world.
That way you will have a better idea why they think the way they do.

I have read the
Quran,

Mein Kampf,

The Communist Manifesto,
and other political
and religious books to see what stirs the hearts of

Men & Women.

So,

to be fair to our outgoing

President,

I went out

and bought a copy of his book;

The Art of the Deal.

He must have foreseen his future when he wrote it because the book has

  Six Chapter Elevens!
What?????????????

 

Get it?

Because he went

Bankrupt

six times. ;)

"Tonight we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune ... That man is Fred Trump, Donald's dad. That's right, for all his self-starter bullshit, he's basically Jaden Smith with a comb-over."

Seth MacFarlane

"You put up more useless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly."

Lisa Lampanelli

"Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it."

Larry King

"And Donald, I’m not even sure if you’re aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer."

Anthony Jeselnik

"Melania, you look so beautiful tonight. Give her a round of applause. You’ve been such a good sport. So gorgeous. These two are so compatible, because they both yell out Donald’s name when they climax."

Jeff Ross

OK,

one last joke about our worst

President

ever elected.

Asked what his new

Foreign Policy

would have been if he had been re-elected the orange menace said,
"If you mess with the United States, there will be my hell toupee!"

These are not my

Jokes.

They are from

Comedy Central's Roast

of

Donald Trump

in 2011

and the last one is off one of those joke websites.

This is,

Still Believing Life Is All A Good Joke

And If You Treat It That Way,

You Will Never Stop Laughing.

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
- Charles Dickens -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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