The Moon Landing Is A Hoax!

I have been following this conspiracy from its beginning and now I have the proof to prove that; The Moon Landing Is A Hoax! Yes me, the believer in the sciences have been secretly trying to expose this gobbledygook NASA has been feeding us since I was a wee little child. I remember being in grade school at Saint Mary's and a nun rolling a black & white TV set into our class that had a pair of rabbit ears antenna for reception. From the Moon to the Earth and we could see it all from a pair of rabbit ears? Come on. So to prove this whole thing was a hoax, I had to pretend to be on the side of science. I have been searching the dark web for some reputable and honest informants who still work for, or used to work for NASA. I found one. His name is Martian Ruse. I asked him about his name and he told me that his parents were big fans of Frank Zappa and that Frank had already named his daughter Moon Unit so they called me Martian Ruse because it was available. Make sense. Well, Martian says he had worked for NASA in the archives department. He was fired when he came across some documents and wanted to show the world that the moon landing never happened. They wouldn't let him so he and the documents went missing. I have found them. After a lengthy negotiations on price, I paid a pittance of $10,000.00 for a document from him that reads; NASA - How To Fake The Moon Landing With Help Of Hollywood! Get this! The document states that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were in on it. It says, that both told NASA, "If we are going to fool the American people, we need to do it right. We need to do it on location!"

This is,

Wait, What?

Do It On Location!

"D'oh!"

Jim Hauenstein

 

And,

 

“I believe that this Nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to earth.”

- John F. Kennedy -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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