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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

The Realistic You

A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender points at him and says,
"I'm gonna let you in this time, but don't you start anything!"

A really drunk guy walks into a bar and sees a bunch of Lesbians having a birthday party for one of the girls.
The drunk, thinking he is being funny asks,
"Can someone here give me a bl*w-job?" 
One of the ladies walks up to him and says,
"Sure. Blow up these balloons."

Why don't blond men make ice cubes?
Because they don't know the recipe.

What happened to all the blondes at the football stadium?
They drowned in the wave.

 When I die,
I wanna go like my grandpa did.
Peacefully sleeping.
Unlike the passengers in his car.

Do you know when a person is the perfect human being?
It's when they are writing their resume!

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 When three people are having sex,
they call it a threesome.
When two people are having sex,
they call it a twosome.
What do they call it when one person is having sex?
Handsome!

This is,
I Do Not Know What They Are Joking About
I Have Been Handsome All My Life
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're OK, then it's you.”
- Rita Mae Brown -

 That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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