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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, March 2, 2020

Reprising - The Guy With The Tear Drop Tattoo

From my
Post
September 8th, 2015.
*****
Let's make a long story short.
First,
I have mentioned before that I used to drink alcohol.
I'm not going to say I regret what I did,
because I believe if you regret things in life,
it eats away at you,
and you become afraid of living.
What I am going to say is,
I did make a lot of mistakes while drinking
and I've learned from it.
One mistake I made was the day I was busted for a
DUI,
here in
California.
Actually,
at the time I was arrested,
it is not as bad as it is now.
Now,
you automatically receive a
30 Day Suspension
of your license,
and depending on how drunk you were,
you could be spending your weekends picking up garbage.
Either at the side of the
Highway,
or at the
City Dump.
Yes the
City Dump.
Because,
they didn't want debris flying out of the dump into neighboring neighborhoods!
See the source image
I had to do weekends:(
The very first day,
you drive to a designated spot,
where there are about 20 other people waiting.
Then everyone hops onto a
Prison Bus,
and you are taken to the
City Dump.
I had the good fortune,
or should I say misfortune,
of being one of two white guys on the bus.
And we were the oldest members on the bus too!
On that very first day,
I was being harassed from a guy who had a
Tear Drop Tattoo.
He was throwing ice at the back of my head,
with him
and his buddies laughing.
I know,
it sounds childish,
but they all had enough
Gang Tattoos
that I knew I was outclassed,
as far as fighting them off.
If it came down to that.
But a stroke of luck came my way.
You see,
we don't all start on the same day.
Some of these guys have been doing weekends for awhile.
One guy had three years,
of doing weekends!
The old timers get to drive their own cars to the dump,
so when we got their,
our total reached about 30 people.
Did you ever noticed how,
no matter what situation you are in,
their always seems to be a leader of the group your are with?
Just before roll call,
the person that everyone respected,
because I believe he was their the longest,
and after doing all the gang handshakes with everyone else,
was just about to do the same with me,
when I said,
"Hi, I'm a white guy."
And I gave him the classic white guy handshake.
Everyone burst out laughing,
including the leader,
and he said,
"That was sweet."
From that day forward I was known as
"Sweet"
from all the guys
and was considered one of the bunch.
I actually got to talk to a lot of them.
They were really surprised that I wasn't some
Snobby Rich White Guy.
And a lot of the problems they were having raising a family,
were the same problems we all have.
I became friends with some of them,
as far as
Weekend Prison Worker Friendships
are concerned.
And to this day,
15 years later
(or more, I'm not sure),
I still talk to one of those guys
and I consider him a good friend!

This is,
I Will Always Be Friends With Mark,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it's always their actions you should judge them by. It's actions, not words, that matter.”

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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