“Whenever I Feel The Need To Exercise, I Lie Down Until It Goes Away.”

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid!

What subject in school is easy for Witches?

Spell-ing!

Two beers

or

not two beers?

That is the question.

- Shakespeare -

Alcohol

Because no great story in life

started with a salad.

- Confucius -

What did David,

the Professor at

Bowie State, Massachusetts

ask for in a

Mexican Restaurant?

A Beer-rito!

 
 Silence is Golden!
Unless you have Children.

Then it is Suspicious!

- Aristotle -

This is,

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.”

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I love mankind ... it's the people I can't stand!”
- Charles Schultz, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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