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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Teaching Primates To Farm

I know you are going to tell me that I have been watching too many movies,
but I actually think we can teach other primates to farm.
Remember,
when homo sapiens first started becoming farmers instead of hunter-gatherers,
that is when our species really took off.
We built cities,
governments,
and a new social structure.
Most people know who
Koko
was,
a lowland gorilla who could communicate with us using a form of the
American Sign Language.
So other primates can be taught to learn something new
and we know they can communicate with one another.
Image result for gorilla learning sign language
This picture shows Koko with her pet cat.
Is man the only animal with pets?
   We have evidence of orangutans,
after watching human beings,
figure out how to use our tools.
Image result for orangutan using saws
  We have monkeys riding bicycles
and doing other human activities.
Image result for monkey riding a bike
The list goes on
and on.
My theory is,
since all primates have a social order already,
if we can teach some of their leaders to farm,
then they will teach the others of their group to do the same.
We give a group of primates a parcel of land
and let's see what happens.
You never know.
Soon they could be making huts,
clothing,
and running for office in a government of their own making.

This is,
Just A Thought,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.”
- Jacob M. Appel -



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