This is the true story behind
Santa Claus.
From
December 24th 2018
my
Post
called
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Help me! I’m trapped. I was searching the plausibility
that Saint Nicholas is for real. I was in my study, typing away at my
computer, when a tactical team of Green Barrette looking Elves busted
down my front door and through all of my windows. I would have laughed at
the sight of them, because they looked so cute, but I was scared. One of
the elves, after arriving with a toy gun, proved to me it was lethal by
shooting up my sofa. I had no choice, I did what I was told. Luckily
for me the Elves were not very good at frisking because they are so short and they missed my
cell phone in the top pocket of my coat. Now if you are reading my Blog
and wondering why I don’t call for help, I have. No one will listen.
They are all under the influence of Saint Nick's spell. I’m telling you
and you better listen. Santa Claus is real, and he delivers all the
Christmas presents to the children all over the world in a single night!
He is an inter-dimensional being. There are no toy factories on Earth.
His Elves make all the toys you see. When adults think they are
shopping for their children, they are actually under a hypnotic force
where the Elves are investigating who has been good and who has been naughty. Then the Elves plant a memory into all the grownups, making them
believe they did all the shopping. To pay for all these toys, the Elves
also get the adults to give them their credit cards and then the little
tykes maxes those babies out! They brainwash everyone into thinking that
they spent the money! It’s a trillion dollar business Santa has going.
Wait? Somebody is coming. Please help me. Call the police! Now!
This is,
It’s Too Late.....
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