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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, December 30, 2019

Guaranteed Happiness

An advertisement in the future sent directly into the cerebral cortex implants of every citizen of the People's Republic of China.
Announced to them by an android.
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"Citizens of the Red Dragon. How would you like to guarantee the happiness of your children and their children?"
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"Our great leaders have decided to grant everyone the possibility of having 2 children!"
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 "Until recently, with the Human Birth Tax, only the rich and affluent could still have children in the People's Republic. Not any longer."
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"With the new generation of Crispr technology, we can guarantee that any new born child will be happy and live a long life."
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 "Of course, by the wishes of our great leaders, there will be no Human Birth Taxes associated with these children. You will be able to have two children and choose what type of sex they will become."
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"So sign up at your local government hospital for a chance to pass on your heritage."
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 "When signing up you agree to the following stipulations. Your children will be genetically enhanced to be happy in whatever station in life that will be assigned to them. Be it a janitor, a bricklayer, a soldier in the People's Republic Army, or any other type of job the government sees fit. In this way we can guarantee everyone will be employed. They will not be able to advance further than their assigned station in life. They will not be able to go into politics or be leaders in any capacity. Their lives will be strictly monitored. But they will be happy in their complicity. They will never have the need or want of being anything else because of our Crispr technology. We guarantee it!"
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This is,
Would You Give Up Your Children's Individuality For Their Guaranteed Happiness?
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”
- Charles de Gaulle -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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P.S. CRISPR technology is a simple yet powerful tool for editing genomes. It allows researchers to easily alter DNA sequences and modify gene function. Its many potential applications include correcting genetic defects, treating and preventing the spread of diseases and improving crops.
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