I Went To See My Doctor

I went to see my Doctor the other day

and when I saw her I said,

"Hey Doc, I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!"

She told me to have a few drinks

and get some rest.

 Did you hear about the newest

"High Tech"

in the delivery rooms?

It' cordless!

I found out the difference between an oral thermometer

and a rectal thermometer while I was there.

The taste.

Isn't it a little bit unnerving that doctors call what they do,

a practice!

At least I know I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor,

and she said,

"We've ran every test we could think of and the results show you're out of money."

What I would like to know is,

"What do you call a doctor who finishes last in his medical school class?"

A Doctor.

This is,

Me Hoping My Doctor Has A Sense Of Humor Before She Cuts Me Open,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”

- Edward Rosenbaum -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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