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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, December 6, 2018

The Five Best Posts Of September, 2018

I went through my records to do
and found out I already did it.
What happened was,
I totally forgot about
The Month Of September, 2018.
To give this month its due,
here are
The Five Best Posts Of The Month Of September, 2018!
And this is long overdue.
 
The Fifth Best Post Of The Month Of September, 2018 Is;
At first, what I thought was a story about a scam from Kate McClure and her boyfriend Mark D'Amico, on ripping off homeless man Johnny Bobbitt of the money a GoFundMe page had raised, has turned out to be a scam by all three. I was fooled by too, at first. By the heartlessness of the couple but the story went deeper than that and it turns out all three were in on the scam. GoFundMe scammers Johnny Bobbitt, Kate McClure, Mark D’Amico face ten years jail.
The Fourth Best Post Of The Month Of September Is;
This is actually a re-Post of my original story from May 14th, 2015 called Anger. It is a repeat because of a situation which happened to me a second time. You will have to read through it, meaning all the way to the bottom of the Post, to find out what happened and that will tell you why I rewrote it.
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The Third Best Post Of The Month Is;
Unfortunately, this post has been deleted because of the strict political climate we are in these days. You make a joke about pumpkin face and his cronies cry foul because they are all about

The Second Best Post Is;
My explanation of why I use stories from off the internet which I find interesting and important. Like my story Some People Just Suck. I am sure you do not need me to be your only source for News. Or your Scientific News Feed. Or for a few laughs on my Humorous Fridays. I like to break it up a little during the week and since I go to the library these days to write these Posts, I don't have all day to think up fiction to write. But, I shouldn't worry about one complaint. No one else has.
Jupiter Water Clouds in Red Spot Harbor Possibility of Life
The Number One Best Post Of The Month Of September, 2018 Is;
My attempt at writing a fictional commercial in the future. I'll give you the opening monologue. That will be the only spoiler. "A commercial, as seen on everyone's handheld cellphone, as a holographic projection, in the near future."
There you have it,
The Five Best Posts Of The Month Of September, 2018!
Now wasn't that worth the wait?

 This is,
Your Blogger Extraordinaire,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“My blog is a collection of answers people don’t want to hear to questions they didn’t ask.”
- Sebastyne Young -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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