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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

My 1st Doctor Who Episode

   "Put these electroencephalogram mind wave blockers on the side of your necks," the Doctor tells her new companions. "We just landed on the Planet Melodious."
   Ryan, Yaz, and Graham look to each other, a little bit confused, but they do as the Doctor tells them.
   "Whatever you do, do not take off or loose your blockers," Doctor Who says emphatically. "The planet Melodious has a will of its own and is famous for controlling the minds of any race foolish enough to land on its surface."
   The group of companions look at each other. Wondering what the Doctor has gotten them into this time.  
   Graham, the elder statesman of the group, decides he should be the one to ask the first question.
   "Doc, if this planet Melodious can control minds, tell us why we are landing on it again?"
   "Well," the Doctor starts to say, looking up into the air, thinking what she will say next.
   A big smile crosses her face and she says to the group, "Because I have never been here before."

   After the Tardis lands, the Doctor runs to the door and sticks her head outside for a peak.
   "Come on then. Nothing to worry about as long as we keep our blockers on," she tells everyone.
   The group of companions look to each other, shake their shoulders up and down one at a time while looking at each other, then head to the door.
   Yaz is the next one to come out of the Tardis, after the Doctor and asks her, "What will happen if we loose our mind wave blockers?"
   "See those creatures over there, wiggling back and forth," she answers, as she points to three strangely form oval blobs jiggling like lumps of jello. "Those are the Gelatins. An advance race of interstellar travelers. And rumor has it, they have been here, on this planet, for a thousand of your Earth years, doing the Melodious Dance Ritual."
   "Dance Ritual?" Graham asks as he is the next companion to come out of the Tardis.
   "The planet Melodious loves to hear music," the Doctor explains. "Once a creature lands on its surface, Melodious scans the creature's mind for the kind of music it likes to listen to. Then the planet puts the creature's favorite songs in a continuous loop inside its brain, where the creature can think of nothing else until it dies."
   Then Ryan comes stumbling out of the Tardis, falls flat onto his face, and his mind wave blocker falls off.
   Instantly, before Ryan can even move, a song pops up in his head and all he can hear or do, is listen to his favorite tunes over and over again.

    "Oh this is bad, this is very bad," says the Doctor. "Ryan is in a song loop."
    "What can we do?" Asks a frighten Yaz.
   The Doctor takes out her sonic screwdriver and scans Ryan.
   "Oh this is worst than I thought." The Doctor tells the other two companions. "It turns out, Ryan likes electric disco pop songs and those songs are just as evil mind controllers as the planet Melodious is. Those songs will never let go of a person's mind even with the blockers!"
   "Get him back into the Tardis," screams the Doctor. "Maybe if we fly off this world, the connection with Melodious will be severed."
   The Doctor takes no chances and sets the Tardis controls for a Spacetime earlier then their landing on the musical mind controlling planet.
   They materialize on Earth just a few minutes after they took off originally. Then everyone looks to Ryan who was face down on the Tardis' floor.
   "What am I doing down here?" Ryan asks. "Did the Doc have one of her ruff takeoffs again?"
   The Doctor, Yaz, and Graham all laugh at Ryan, but its a laugh of relief that there friend is alright.
   But wait.
   After Ryan stands up, looking a little embarrassed, he starts to sing, "I crashed my car into the bridge! I don't care, I love it! I don't care!"
   He begins the strangest kind of dancing any earthling has ever seen.
   "Is he all right?" Graham asks the Doctor.
   "Let me think, let me think," says the Doctor as she spins around in place, looking inside the Tardis for anything that might help her.
   Yaz has an idea and tells the Doctor, "Why don't we drown out the music loop inside of Ryan's brain by playing a song which has more bite to it. Playing it as loud as we can."
   The Doctor stops spinning perfectly in front of Yaz and says, "Brilliant!" On the center console, Doctor Who starts pushes a few buttons, pulls on a few leavers, and a classic rock n' roll song blasts throughout the Tardis.

   Ryan stops his awkward dancing, shakes his head a couple of times and asks, "What happen? Why am I so tired?"
   Graham comes over to Ryan, puts his arm around him, and asks, "What did do with the money your Grandma gave you for dance lesson?"
   Everyone laughed except for Ryan who looked completely baffled.
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This is,
My First Ever Attempt At Writing A Fandom
Story,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

   “When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Sontarans. The Emperor Dalek's New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday, eh? All the classics.”
- Mark Gatiss


 That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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