Was I Funny Yesterday?

Yesterday,

instead of my usual

Humorous Friday Post,

I wrote the story

Cannabis Vodka Anyone?

I thought it would be funny to learn how

Global Companies

are now finally scrambling to get into the

Marijuana Trade.

They are buying into already established

Cannabis Growers

from around the

World

because in the

United States,

Marijuana

is still considered a

Class 1 Drug

by the

Federal Government

even though almost every

State Of The Union

has decriminalized it.

So businesses here have to go to other countries to get a piece of the action.

I do not condone the use of any drug,

even though,

when I was younger,

I took part in smoking

Weed & Cigarettes,

and

Drank Alcohol & Coffee.

Now it is

Energy Drinks

and

Chocolate.

Yes,

you know you can get addicted to

Chocolate.

I no longer do most of these drugs,

but I am sticking with the

Energy Drinks

and

Chocolate.

Right now,

I just wish I could think of something funny to say about

Marijuana.

Oh wait.

How do you know you are a true stoner?

When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Police Officer: "How high are you?"

Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?

Neither did I.

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time,

there would be world peace for at least two hours.

Followed by a global food shortage.

  http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/marijuanajokes.html

This is,

NASA's InSight Mars Lander 'Hears' Martian Wind, a Cosmic First

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.”
- Stephen Colbert  -

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