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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, January 31, 2016

I Feel Better Now That I've Said It

I have a confession to make. 
I never wanted to talk about this subject for fear my
Father
would read it. 
I'm proud to say he is still alive 
and as sharp as a tack. 
I'm afraid though, 
if he knew more about what I'm going through, 
I would disappoint him 
or I could hurt him somehow, 
inside. 
I know, 
foolish me. 
But, 
what bothers me, 
bothers me constantly today, 
and for some reason, 
deep down, 
I feel if I write about what it is that is bothering me, 
I might release myself of my personal disappointment I have for myself. 
I always tell my kids not to regret the mistakes they'll make in life, 
because they are learning experiences. 
If you never fail, 
you can never feel the joy of victory. 
We all make mistakes 
and it's what you learn from your mistakes which helps you grow as a person. 
I have fought many daemons throughout my life. 
From a shy child in grade school, 
who would shake terribly throughout his whole body if I had to stand up in front of class, 
to eventually becoming a salesman, 
where I had to talk to people ten hours a day. 
(Schools in my day passed every student no matter how poorly they did.) 
Now my kids tell me I talk too much, 
to almost everyone I meet. 
Thinking back, 
I have written on this subject before in my April 15th, 
2015 Post,  
I suggest taking a peak at it. 
My daemons I have to fight off today, 
is all about alcohol. 
I haven't had a drink since 
New Years Eve 
and I don't plan on having any. 
I guess being ill from the flu 
and having pneumonia has weakened my resolve, 
because all night I've been thinking just one shot will help me get the sleep I need. 
I'm not saying I would become a raging alcoholic from just one shot, 
but thinking that a shot will help me, 
is what starts the cycle of fooling yourself. 
The time I had last year, 
visiting my friend up at Big Bear Lake, 
was a lot of fun, 
and we only drank some Irish Cream with our meals. 
That's the way to enjoy life. 
Not by wasting away everyday 
or night by getting buzzed. 
But by being with friends 
and family with a level head.

This is,
I Do Feel Better Now That I Wrote About It,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Alcohol was made for men and only fools drink it!" - Delbert Hauenstein -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Saturday, January 30, 2016

Dime Stories

Ever since the late ninety-fifties there has been a ton of open mike nights
and poetry slams for poets, 
but slim pickings for the prose. 
Now, 
for the writer, 
we have the 
A 3 minute story read by their Author. 
The avenues for the writer are in Oceanside, 
Temecula, 
Orange County, 
California 
and Albuquerque, 
New Mexico. 
The open mic in Temecula is held at 6:30 p.m. on the last Fridays of every month. 
(Friday, February 26th, and Friday, March 25th, 2016.) 
So, 
if you have a story that needs to be told, 
which is around 500 words in length, 
come to the 
Wine Country Art Gallery
34567 Rancho California Road, 
Temecula, CA 92592. 
Tell your story 
or just come out to have a glass 
or two of wine 
and enjoy listening to new artists.

This is,
I'm Not A Paid Spokesmen For Dime Stories I Just Like The Idea So Much,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It's like Tolstoy said. Happiness is an allegory, unhappiness a story.” - Haruki Murakami -


That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Friday, January 29, 2016

5 Best Posts of January, 2016

I know it is only the 29th of January 
and I still have two days left to the month, 
but my brain is still pretty 
funky and dizzy 
from a bout of the flu with Pneumonia. 
So I'm hoping you don't mind if I do the 
5 Best Posts Of January, 2016 
now. 
If not, 
here it goes anyways.
The name of the Post kinds of says it all. 
But, 
I also remember a Politician back in the the seventies who ran on a platform, 
like Mister Trump's, 
where he says he can make things happen in Washington even though he isn't a Washington insider. 
And that President had a majority in the 
House and the Senate 
and still couldn't get anything done. 
His name? 
President Jimmy Carter.
Number 4 Post is: Calling All Readers.
The humorous side to the billion dollar  
and how I asked people not to buy tickets to give me a better chance.
My attempt to keep motivating people in this World 
and telling them to never give up hope on finding that job that they'll love.
Number 2 Post is: Like Father Like Son? 
The true stories about my 
Dad and myself. 
We actually went through the same kind of embarrassing moment on a date, 
I would say twenty years apart.
A Ghost story I wrote about on the true event in American History. 
Post Civil War.

This is,
There You Have It - What Do You Think Were The Best - Let Me Know,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“This is the strangest life I have ever known.” - Jim Morrison -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Do You Have The Right Stuff

A lot of us grow up wishing we could go to the 
Moon 
or 
Mars 
one day. 
So if your still have an inkling in the back of your mind that you want to travel an average of 158.1 million miles, 
one way, 
to the
Red Planet
I have the Link for you. 
The pay is good. 
It starts around $66,000.00 to $147,000.00 per year. 
You'll have to move to Houston though. 
I've been there, 
it's a great place to carry your gun out in the open. 
Yes, 
it is legal there to carry a side-arm out in the open. 
Last time NASA opened up its website for applications it took in over "16,000"
and picked the best 
"9" 
I believe in total. 
But if you've got the right stuff, 
go to 
and lead the way to Mars!


This is,
Looking To The Stars,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The symbolism seemed so apt. The same technology that can propel apocalyptic weapons from continent to continent would enable the first human voyage to another planet. It was a choice of fitting mythic power: to embrace the planet named after, rather than the madness ascribed to, the god of war.” - Carl Sagan -


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Monday, January 25, 2016

Taking A Long Time To Heal

Well, 
I'm back! 
Barely. 
I have to rethink my philosophy about the flu shot. 
I got hit really hard this time 
and it also came with a bought of Pneumonia. 
When I was going through my 
hot and cold sweats, 
I did come up with three story lines I might pursue. 
Let me rephrase that. 
Two of the three stories I believe have potential of having stories written about them, 
but the third, 
would never let me get away with this idea. 
It was going to be about how I met 
"Jimminy Cricket" 
outside a convenient store, 
with a sign saying help 
and holding a tin cup. 
I ask him how he came to this 
and he tells me a story about him 
and 
"Mickey Mouse"
jockeying for power, 
with Mickey winning out.
The next story I dreamt was about fables told to children on another planet by their parents. 
Don't want to give any more details then that until I'm finished.
My last idea I dreamt was about the Inuit Space Agency. 
Yes those Inuits. 
I'm going to try to write that story under the Heading, 
"Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, A Novelette, & A Novel You Can Buy."
You can follow along as I write it, 
rewrite it, 
and finally rewrite it, 
hopefully into a interesting story.
I'm not too sure when this will all come to pass since I'm still not one hundred percent healthy yet. 
But my plan is to write here, 
on this Blog everyday again as I'm feeling stronger.

This is,
Taking A Long Time Healing,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"I can't think of a quote for the life of me." - Jim Hauenstein -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Monday, January 18, 2016

The Infamous Greatest Maritime Disaster In United States History



   Did you ever receive one of those Prize winning envelopes in the mail? Where, if you go downtown to the Regency Hotel’s Conference Hall, and listen to an hour presentation about a Timeshare somewhere on the Coast, they award you with a prize?
   I did, recently, when I was really bored about 6 months ago.
   I decided I would go. I called the 1-800 number, talked to a customer service representative to verify my attendance, and on the very next day, found myself outside the Hotel.
   I walked inside, wondering where all the placards were, pointing out directions to where the Timeshare presentation would be held.
   I didn’t see any, so I went up to the Receptionist behind the front desk and asked about the event.
To my surprise, he asked if my name was Reuben Hatch.
   I said it was, and he handed me a manila envelope, telling me the event had been cancelled due to the lack of participation. The people, who were going to hold the event, told the Receptionist that if I showed up for the presentation, I should be given this envelope.
   I went out to my car, opened the envelope, found one airline ticket to the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport, one bus ticket for a ride to the Mississippi River Landing, and one ticket for an “Old Fashion Mississippi Steamboat Cruise.”
   This was great, it was just what I needed. A free vacation on a river cruise!
   I booked the flight immediately, made reservations on the cruise ship, and packed only an overnight bag. Figuring, with all the money I’m saving on a surprise vacation, I’ll just buy new clothes as they’re needed.
   The first night, on the ship, went as smoothly as one would want. I awoke so refreshed, that the next day I got out of my quarters around 6 a.m. I moseyed up to the main deck expecting to find couples walking around searching for the dining hall, like I was.
   I didn’t see a soul.
   That was quite odd since I surely remember seeing a crowd of army, uniformed guests, gathered around the deck when I boarded the night before. It was pretty hazy out, due to an evening mist, but there were hundreds, maybe thousands of them last night.
   I never did get close to the other passengers though, but a Porter, by the name of Cass Mason, who led me to my room said, "Everything will be explained in due course."
   Now, up on the main deck, I didn’t see a soul.
   I immediately went up to the Captain’s Quarters to knock on his door to find some answers.
   What I found instead was a note. Framed, encased in glass, stating that, “This Mississippi Steamboat Cruise Line is self-efficient. Not a Living Crew Member on board.”
   Meaning, I thought, no one on board except for myself and the other passengers.
   That, I thought, would be the reason why I hadn’t seen anyone. Because I didn’t read any pamphlets in my quarters, which would have told me the ins and outs of procedure on this ship.
   How technology has changed our lives, I thought.
   Then, after finding a directory by my sleeping quarters, I headed down to the mess hall.
   The closer I got, the more hideous of an order, flowed in my direction.
   After finding it, I found out why, and things became even creepier!
   There was row after row of toppled tables, overturned chairs, broken china on the floor, and silverware scattered everywhere.
   It looked like full meals were being served when some kind of tragedy had happened. Except, now these meals were spoiled rotten. Mold was growing on everything. And the stench. It was disgusting.
   I went back out into the corridor and regurgitated.
   I couldn’t help myself.
   I spit a few times trying to get the taste out of my mouth, then ran as fast as I could to my quarters.
   Why is it, we feel safer in a place, where we once rested our heads?
   We feel safe in our own homes, in our rooms inside a Hotel, even safer sleeping inside a nylon tent in the middle of the woods where grizzlies and black bears live, then to directly sleep out in the open.
   But my room made me no less afraid of what more I would find on this free Steamboat River Cruise.
   I went back to the directory, where I had located the Dining Hall in the first place, to see if it showed me how I could contact the owners or the people who booked my vacation.
   I was shocked by the fact that I hadn’t noticed the name of the ship before.
   It was called the Sultana. A steam ship, if I remember my family history correctly, on April 27th, 1865 had three of its four boilers explode, killing 1,800 Civil War Union Soldiers! My Great-Great-Granddad had chartered this boat for them!
   I’m on board a ghost ship!
   I ran to the lifeboat area and found none. All the lifeboats it seems were missing.
   As I floated down the river I would see boaters, skiers, fishermen, and I would yell to them, “Call the authorities about a runaway Cruise Ship.”
   But no one seem to notice me or the ship. And no rescue crews ever came.
   By this time, I had had enough of this weirdness. So I looked for an area of slow moving water, figuring the rapid flowing waters were due to rocks being close to the surface, causing faster currents.
   I saw what I was looking for, jumped overboard, and splashed into the icy cold, freezing waters, of the Mississippi.
   Hypothermia must have set in quicker than normal, because I blacked out almost immediately.
   The last thing I remember, was seeing Cass Mason the Porter, clearly through the Mississippi waters wearing a Riverboat Captain’s uniform. It seemed like he reached down, from Sultana’s main deck, grabs me by the scruff of my neck, as I was passing out.
   Now, once again, I awake in my sleeping quarters on the Sultana. I placed this note inside this corked wine bottle so you, the finder, can help me by reporting my fate to the authorities. I haven’t eaten in months! There is no fresh water to drink! Please help me. I don’t know why I am still alive!
   At night, if I even try to sleep, I hear the screams of thousands of men as they are torn apart by explosion after explosion after explosion. Cries for help haunt my waking hours. And if I hide in my cabin, I hear the Captain’s boots walking the decks. Each step getting louder and louder until I scream for all them to stop!
   I jump into the Mississippi almost daily now to end my ghostly hauntings. After each time though, I awake inside my quarters. And now, each time, I can hear the Captain speaking to me when he pulls me out of those waters.
   “My boat’s capacity was for only 376 patrons, but your kin swayed me with the filth of gold to place over 2,000 war veterans on these decks. You shall suffer for your Forefather’s greed, cause I alone cannot be blamed for all those 1,800 deaths. You will float these waters with me until the fallen have forgiven us and say we need not ride the Mississippi no more.”
   Please, if you don’t believe I speak the truth, can you at least ask the families of the fallen Union Soldiers to forgive the Captain and I? I can’t live like this any longer, or I can’t be dead like this any longer!


The Steamboat Sultana - Captain Mason - Lt. Col. Reuben Hatch Killed 1,800 Union Soldiers Just Weeks After They Were Released From The Confederate's Prison Camps Of Cahaba And Andersonville,
This is,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Conscience is no more than the dead speaking to us.” - Jim Carroll -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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P.S. The Titanic only lost 1,512 lives compared to over 1,800 lost by the Sultana.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Elon Musk Aftershave

If you love
Space Exploration
Rocket Launches
and seeing how the
Private Sector
is pushing forward our goal of reaching
Mars
turn into 
Elon Musk is going to launch another rocket, 
Jason-3, 
into
Space
and having it return to land on a platform out in the
Ocean
You must hurry to see the launch, 
it starts 10:42 AM PST 
and is on until 12:00 Noon PST. 
Here are two other sites you can go to watch the launch.  
and  
Enjoy, 
you know I will.

This is,
Splashing My Elon Musk Aftershave On My Face,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Space, the final frontier." - James T. Kirk -


That's my story and I'm sticking to it!



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P.S. The Flight didn't go as planned. If you want an update at MSN.com/NEWS

Video of Falcon 9 trying to land on a platform in the Pacific Ocean. It shows the craft crashing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAqirNbwEc0/


Saturday, January 16, 2016

Resurrectionist Is My Kind Of Work

I know it's hard to find a job nowadays, 
since
Politicians
Educators, 
HR Directors
Parents
and
People
with little ambition will tell you it is so. 
I have talked about this before in my
Post 
I have
Five Jobs
here though, 
that I know everyone will want. 
If you can actually find one of these jobs, 
stay ahead of the game 
and 
Research What Is On The Horizon For That Job, 
Always Keep On Learning New Things In Life, 
Work At A Job You Like, 
Keep Updating Your Resume, 
Always Look For Better Opportunities, 
Be An Innovator, 
and 
Never Fall Into Complacency. 
In this way, 
you will always be in demand in the job market.
OK, 
Top Five Jobs You Should Be Looking For!
5)  Pinsetter
4) Rat Catcher
3) Milkman
2) Airplane Listener
1) Resurrectionist or Grave Robber
There you have it. 
Five
highly sought after job opportunities that you would be a fool to pass up! 
Now, 
go motivate yourself, 
look for a job you will like,
because you wouldn't want to fall into some kind of employment where the outcome 
or longevity of that job can't put food on your table!

This is,
I Believe The Grave Robber Job Is The Only One Still Active,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in the cage.”
- Billy Corgan -

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Friday, January 15, 2016

Los Angeles Is Under Attack



It’s The Attack Of The 
Alien-Dino-Squid-Shark-Zombified-Toe-Fungus-Parasitical-Dexterously-Werewolf-Fanged-Rat-Finkish-Dispositional-Flying-Monstrosity-Herniating-Lizard-Tongue-Ghostly-Eye-Pirate-Piranha-Hair-Raising-Poisonous-Streaking-Bramble-Prickly-Witch-Mutant-Cat-Loving-Disease-Ridden-Jay-Walking-Paranoid-Grinder-Arm-Pit-Lugie-Nose-Hair-Growing-Chupacabra-Insatiable-Michael-Myers-Eating-Duck-Dynasty-Insectoid-Bank-Bailout-Awfully-Dressed-Mother-In-Law-Infidelity-Blind-Dating-Gut-Wrenching-Screw-Driving-Working-Stiff-Creature-From-The-Black-Lagoon-Jelly-Fishing-Cannibalistic-Blob-Scurvy-Gangus-Gaga-Squalid-Psychotic-Inquisitorial-Spanish-Fly-Soul-Sucking-Pimple-Squirting-Radio-Active-Acid-Raining-Abominable-Revulsive-Odious-Repugnant-Nose-Picking-Grouchy-Disgusting-Tape-Worm-Ephemeral-In-Longevity-Demising-Demerited-Tatted-Little-Small-Fry-Bug-Munching-Herpetic-Hepatic-Meningitis-Living-Vampirous-Vamped-Poser-Posing-Demented-Squirrelly-Loopy-Lunatic-Nervous-Unpredictable-Saucer-Of-Milk-Bones-Chewing-Grass-Hair-Ball-Raising-Aphrodisiac-Nominal-Syphilitic-Franken-Steinian-Approaching-Fantastical-Skateboarding-Radical-
NFL Teams Coming To Los Angeles! 
Are You Ready For Some Football? 

This is,
Didn't The Raiders & Rams Stab Us In The Back Once Already?
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.”
- Dave Barry -

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