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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, January 10, 2022

Why?

Ask yourself.
What am I missing from my TV screen that will change the world?
Nothing!
Yet, a Japanese scientist has come of with a brand new feature you will all be licking your chops for!
A Lickable TV screen!
Now all those cooking shows you watch will be more meaningful.
TOKYO, Dec 23 (Reuters) - A Japanese professor has developed a prototype lickable TV screen that can imitate food flavours, another step towards creating a multi-sensory viewing experience. The device, called Taste the TV (TTTV), uses a carousel of 10 flavour canisters that spray in combination to create the taste of a particular food. The flavour sample then rolls on hygienic film over a flat TV screen for the viewer to try. In the COVID-19 era, this kind of technology can enhance the way people connect and interact with the outside world, said Meiji University professor Homei Miyashita. "The goal is to make it possible for people to have the experience of something like eating at a restaurant on the other side of the world, even while staying at home," he said. By and
Wait a minute?
If everyone in my house is licking the TV,
will I get there colds, flue, or COVID viruses?
If I wipe the screen with Clorox if the person before has licked it,
will I be poisoned?
Netlicks? 'The TV screen you can taste' - BBC News
 My question is,
what will the Porn Industry do with this feature?
 
This is,
I've Heard About Smell-O-Vision
And AromaRama
 Which Failed Miserably
But Tasting Your TV Screen?
Jim Hauenstein

And,

“Television is the soma of Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.”
- Robert MacNeil -
 
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