Ask yourself.
What am I missing from my TV screen that will change the world?
Nothing!
Yet, a Japanese scientist has come of with a brand new feature you will all be licking your chops for!
A Lickable TV screen!
Now all those cooking shows you watch will be more meaningful.
TOKYO,
Dec 23 (Reuters) - A Japanese professor has developed a prototype
lickable TV screen that can imitate food flavours, another step towards
creating a multi-sensory viewing experience. The
device, called Taste the TV (TTTV), uses a carousel of 10 flavour
canisters that spray in combination to create the taste of a particular
food. The flavour sample then rolls on hygienic film over a flat TV
screen for the viewer to try. In
the COVID-19 era, this kind of technology can enhance the way people
connect and interact with the outside world, said Meiji University
professor Homei Miyashita. "The
goal is to make it possible for people to have the experience of
something like eating at a restaurant on the other side of the world,
even while staying at home," he said. By Rikako Murayama and Rocky Swift
Wait a minute?
If everyone in my house is licking the TV,
will I get there colds, flue, or COVID viruses?
If I wipe the screen with Clorox if the person before has licked it,
will I be poisoned?
My question is,
what will the Porn Industry do with this feature?
This is,
I've Heard About Smell-O-Vision
And AromaRama
Which Failed Miserably
But Tasting Your TV Screen?
Jim Hauenstein
And,
“Television is the soma of Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.”
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That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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