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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Dad Jokes Never Grow Old For Me

 

  I have a large family.
Seven kids
  fourteen grand-kids,
and two great grandchildren.
You have to have humor in your
and their lives to keep everyone happy.
Especially on those cold rainy
or snowy days when everyone is inside the house getting on each others nerves.
Oh,
by the way,
we have had almost all of those stick figure animals as pets over the years,
except for the pig
and the dog.
Yes,
we had a chicken as a pet.
Back to my point,
Humor.
I have prided myself over the years as the
"Corny Joke King."
So you are in for a wonderful treat this evening.
This first one I texted to my fourth oldest daughter.

How do you tell if a Vampire is sick?
He is always coffin.

Here are three I recently heard
and really like;

How do Mountains hear?
They use Mountaineers.

What does a fish say when he hits a wall?
Dam.

Where does a pretzel go on vacation?
Pretzelvania.

I won't subject you to much more of this.
It is
Tuesday
and I am sure you are looking for ways to finish off your week on the right foot.
Unless you are left footed.

What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A little chili.

Music Notes were all fighting along the staff lines. Two Half-notes threw punches at a Whole-note, but missed. One of them quickly says, "Hey Doe, Ray and Me don't want any treble!

What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell. (Get it? Adele!)

Oh,
come on?
Laugh already.

This is,
Have You Ever Heard The Group Cellophane?
They Mostly Wrap!
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 
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