Dad Jokes Never Grow Old For Me

 

  I have a large family.

Seven kids

  fourteen grand-kids,

and two great grandchildren.

You have to have humor in your

and their lives to keep everyone happy.

Especially on those cold rainy

or snowy days when everyone is inside the house getting on each others nerves.

Oh,

by the way,

we have had almost all of those stick figure animals as pets over the years,

except for the pig

and the dog.

Yes,

we had a chicken as a pet.

Back to my point,

Humor.

I have prided myself over the years as the

"Corny Joke King."

So you are in for a wonderful treat this evening.

This first one I texted to my fourth oldest daughter.

How do you tell if a Vampire is sick?
He is always coffin.

Here are three I recently heard

and really like;

How do Mountains hear?

They use Mountaineers.

What does a fish say when he hits a wall?

Dam.

Where does a pretzel go on vacation?

Pretzelvania.

I won't subject you to much more of this.

It is

Tuesday

and I am sure you are looking for ways to finish off your week on the right foot.

Unless you are left footed.

What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?

A little chili.

Music Notes were all fighting along the staff lines. Two Half-notes threw punches at a Whole-note, but missed. One of them quickly says, "Hey Doe, Ray and Me don't want any treble!

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell. (Get it? Adele!)

Oh,

come on?

Laugh already.

This is,

Have You Ever Heard The Group Cellophane?

They Mostly Wrap!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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