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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, January 14, 2022

Remodeling

Hi everyone.
Have you ever tried to do some remodeling inside a home?
If you are like me,
first you watch instruction videos on
YouTube,
then you watch the help videos offered by the hardware store you bought your hardware from,
and finally you read the instructions thoroughly.
My project was supposed to take an hour & a half to complete from start to finish.
I started on
Wednesday
and it is
Friday
and I am still not finished!
I'm taking time out to post something today
and release all my frustration!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Okay,
that feels better.
What all those videos
and instructions forget to mention is the fact that they are doing the work in ideal conditions.
Where nothing can go wrong,
nothing needs to be replaced,
and if it does,
you already have the right tool for the job.
Oh,
and don't forget you will need to paint the walls once you see all the dirt
and grim on them before you put in your new hardware.
$#!T
Well,
new toilets won't bolt down themselves you know.
*****
American Football Playoffs
start this weekend
and I don't really have a favorite team to win it all.
GO PACKERS!
 
This is,
I'm Going To Finish By Tomorrow
I Hope
Jim Hauenstein
And,

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”
- Mark Twain -
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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