I Believe My Scientific Methods And Explanations Are Sound

If you are a

Religious Person,

you certainly do not believe

or agree with

Darwinism.

Right now,

I am having a real hard time believing in it myself,

when I am told that this is my long lost relative.

I did know people who had acne this bad in

High School

and others who had a

Big Mouth,

but nobody was that

Green

with envy.

Bag-like sea creature was humans' oldest known ancestor.

"A tiny sea creature identified from fossils found in China may be the earliest known step on an evolutionary path that eventually led to the emergence of humans." From Saint John's College, University of Cambridge

Let's take a look at why the

Researchers

say this

Microscopic-Sea-Bag-Creature

is our long lost

Ancestor.

"Named Saccorhytus, after the sack-like features created by its elliptical body and large mouth, the species is new to science and was identified from micro-fossils found in China. It is thought to be the most primitive example of a so-called deuterostome -- a broad biological category that encompasses a number of sub-groups, including the vertebrates."

Do you see our first clue?

Deuterostome.

Which is;

A mouth that develops separately from the blastopore.

Yes,

blastopore is associated with the digestive track.

So,

since it has a mouth

and food doesn't get blasted straight threw the microbe,

it resembles us?

"Modern humans are, however, unlikely to perceive much by way of a family resemblance. Saccorhytus was about a millimeter in size, and probably lived between grains of sand on the seabed. Its features were spectacularly preserved in the fossil record -- and intriguingly, the researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus."

That explanation won't do.

Without an ass,

how can humanity become

Asinine?

"Most other early deuterostome groups are from about 510 to 520 million years ago, when they had already begun to diversify into not just the vertebrates, but the sea squirts, echinoderms (animals such as starfish and sea urchins) and hemichordates (a group including things like acorn worms). This level of diversity has made it extremely difficult to work out what an earlier, common ancestor might have looked like."

Now I had enough already.

Sea Squirts

and I are related?

"Sea squirts have a tunic, or test, which attaches to a substrate."

What?

If I had to wear a

Tunic

all day I would be

Testy

too!

And just because I am over

Sixty-Years-Old

and hold my

Mother's

hand,

does not mean I have been

Substrate

or

Subdued.

I just feel secure when I do it.

"Sea squirts have two siphons - an inhalant siphon, which they use to pull water into their body, and an exhalant siphon, which they use to expel water and wastes. When disturbed, a sea squirt may eject water from its siphon, which is how this creature got its name. If you remove a sea squirt from the water, you may get a wet surprise!"

By Jennifer Kennedy Marine Life Expert for about education.com

 

I guess that does sound like relatives of mine.

But only on my

Wife's

side of the family.

They are always

Squirting

and

Blastoporing

all over the house when they come to visit.

 And then I have to clean it up!

This is,

I Am No Biologist,

But I Believe My Scientific Methods,

And Explanations Are Sound.

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“These mysteries about how we evolved should not distract us from the indisputable fact that we did evolve.”
- Jerry A. Coyne -

 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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