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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

I Was Cool Once

I was watching 1 of my grandsons this past weekend when he said something that I thought was kind of funny.
I have to give you a little back story so you can understand what happened.
Last
Christmas
he got a
Gold Necklace,
with a diamond studded
Cross
attached to it,
from his
Aunt.
He is only 10 years old.
When he was about to leave to go home with his father,
I said,
"Don't forget your Bling."
Then he said, 
"You can't say that grandpa. You're too old!"
My reaction to that was to say,
"What do you mean? I'm cool."
He looked at me
and smiled.
"Grandpa, you where never cool!"
Laughing I said,
"I was cool once."
Now he was laughing
and he finishes by saying,
"Nobody was cool back in the olden days!"
Related image
This is,
I Never Wore The Bling But I Was Cool In My Day,
Really,
I Was,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I love my grandpa and respect him.”
- Chynna Weber -






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