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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, January 13, 2020

Happy Whale

I have never been
Whale Watching
ever since I have been living in
California.
First,
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I hate swimming!
Oh,
I can swim.
That is not the problem.
The problem is,
for some treason,
I don't like the water.
When my kids were little
or when my grandchildren want to go to the beach,
I take them.
I will get wet,
but most of the time I will be sitting under the large umbrella watching everyone to make sure they are
Okay.
I have tried surfing but it is extremely physical.
I have done boogie boarding which is a lot easier.
I've been skiing.
But for some reason,
I just don't care for swimming.
What has this to do with my story for today?
It is my excuse why I haven't gone
Whale Watching.
I don't like being on a boat for hours.
I don't like being under the hot sun for hours.
I rather be typing up a good story,
reading a good book,
or playing with my grand-kids.
With that being said,
my new favorite website is,
You submit photos of your marine mammal encounters

We identify your whales by their unique markings

Happywhale tracks your whales around the globe

Now this sounds like fun
and I can contribute to their scientific community.

This is,
Going To Try To Go Whale Watching This Year,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


"Aye, aye, it must be so. I've over-sailed him. How? Aye, he's chasing me now; not I, him. That's bad."









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