I overheard a conversation today between a
Father
and his
Blond Teenage Daughter.
Father, "Did you study for your English exam?"
Daughter, "Dah!"
Father, "OK. What are the vowels in the alphabet?"
Daughter, "ahh...eh...I...oh...you...sometimes?....why? Why Dad? Why are you asking me?"
Father, "Close enough."
A blonde grabbed a large thermos
and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos
She held up the thermos
and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,
hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied,
"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!"
"Oh good!"
the blonde sighed in relief.
"Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
asked the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger
and yells,
"Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek
and again yells,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman,
The doctor asked the woman,
"Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes,"
"Why yes,"
she said.
"I thought so,"
"I thought so,"
said the doctor.
"You have a sprained finger."
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
A: She can't find the eleven.
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
This is,
You Never See Male Dumb Blond Jokes.
Thank Goodness Too!
I Was A Natural Blond Before I Grew Taller Then My Hairline!
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin -
- Steve Martin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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