Still Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House

Still editing my

Short Stories,

Flash Fiction,

and my new

Book.

So,

for your reading pleasure,

here is a

Post

from

October 16th 2016

called

Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House

I really need to stop doing these Post on my phone.
I hate this color!

*****

I have designated

Sunday,

the day of rest,

as my day to tie up

Loose Ends,

do rebuttals to any

Comments

left on my

Posts,

and

fill in the blanks on

or

of stories I forgot to write about.

They say in life,

and I do not know who they are,

"If you are fortunate to live a long life, you have stages later in life where parts of it seem to be missing."
It begins when you don't remember to do something you were supposed to do,
and then you are labeled with

Absent-mindedness.

People will say you are becoming

Senile

after a certain age for searching for your car keys while they are in your hand.

You get a few gray hairs

and your forgetfulness turns into

Dementia.

Finally,

you forget to put your pants on when you wake up in the morning

and you get the label of having

Alzheimer's!

Let me ask you this with a sound mind and body.

Who here,

in this

Great Country

of ours,

hasn't gone into the neighbor's house after a night of partying,

fallen asleep,

and gone through the dresser drawers looking for a pair pants when they wake up?

You are all a bunch of lairs if I am the only one!

The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer.

I have so much useless stuff stored up in there,

that when I forget to clean out my

Mind's Cache,

it has no room for new information.

Like wearing pants!

This is,

Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
- Criss Jami, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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