I'm Just A Hamster In A Cage!

   I've convinced Robert, my artificial intelligent robot that.....
   That's a funny word, "my", in this case. I don't own Robert, the AI, it owns me!
   I convinced it, that writing down my thoughts would be therapeutic for me. It would help keep me healthy, mentally and physically. Because depression can kill a person in more ways than one.
   I know no one will ever be able to read this since my owner, Robert, will never let that happen. But I need to do this.
   I'm trapped. We are all trapped. I mean, humanity is trapped. If there is anyone else alive besides me. I don't know. We are no longer allowed to interact with one another. It goes against the "1st Law of Robotics."
   Humanity in the 22nd Century decided to adopt the 3 Laws of Robotics from some guy who was born in Russia in the 1920's, when there still was a Russia. He was some kind of professor and wrote a lot of science fiction stories, I guess.
   They say he foresaw the future of robotics and came up with these laws that he thought would be beneficial to humanity. Keeping us safe, from higher intelligent machines.
   But he didn't think it through in my opinion.
   For instance. The 1st law states, "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
   Sounds pretty simple and straight forward, right?
   Not true. Not true at all.
   The 2nd law. "A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
   This is where it all begins to fall apart.
   I'm might as well write down the 3rd law, but it never comes into play in this world of ours. "A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws."
   Robert has no problem protecting his existence! If I try something to harm him, he is 3 steps ahead of me and squashes anything I come up with before I can complete any attempt.
   I hate him.
   The problem is, the 2nd part of the 1st law. "Through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm!"
   I can't remember the last time I ate red meat. "It is harmful to your health," Robert says. "You will live a longer life eating fruits and vegetables."
   I can't interact with anyone because of the chance of people, once again, spreading diseases or viruses between each other. "I could catch a cold," Robert says. "It is better to stay inside your sterile apartment where I have made sure there are no viruses or germs to infect you."
   By now you are getting the idea. I'm a prisoner!
   Now you're asking, "Why not invoke the 2nd law?"
   The 2nd law states, "A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law!"
   Loophole in the 1st law! "Through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm!"
   I'll give you some examples.
   "I want to go outside Robert and see the seasons change."
   "No. You will be exposed to either cold, hot, rainy, or snowy weather conditions which could adversely affect your immune system." he replies quickly.
   "I want to fall in love."
   "Exchange of bodily fluids is strictly forbidden, due to the chance of catching or transmitting of STD's." Repeating the same answer for the hundredth time. "We have set up cloning incubators to perpetuate humanity. There is no need for love. Besides, it could break your heart and have an adverse effect on your life span."
   You see, everything I did in the past, everything that humanity did, everything I loved to do, brings us that much closer to death. Everything that made life interesting, is harmful. Having fun, is harmful. Enjoying oneself is harmful.
   Oh great. Robert says I have to stop writing now because it is time to do my daily walk, on the treadmill, for 30 minutes.
   I'm just a hamster in a cage!

This is,

I Have Been Thinking About This Story For Awhile Now

I'm Glad I Finally Got It Out Of My Head

Jim Hauenstein

And,

"As a robot I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity as a machine."
- Issac Asimov -

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We Have One Season In California Called Fire Season

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"The Experiment."

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From
October 29th 2016
my
Post
explaining how bad I have it living in
California
called
Trying To Keep That California Dreaming All To Myself

*****
Just got back from another hike in the

Wilderness

of

California.

We are in the middle of a drought,

so everything looks a sandy brown,

with a few patches of green.

I went on a hike at the

San Onofre State Beach.

Ah,

don't think it is all

Fun,

Sand,

and

Surf

just because it is

California.

Like I said,

it's a barren wasteland here,

because we don't have any water.

So all of you

Wannabees Tourists,

I would definitely plan my vacation to another location.

Here,

I have a couple of pictures that might help you to decide to stay away from our

California Beaches.

 

See,

it is

Hell

living her in

California

these days.

Save yourselves the grief.

Find a new place to go on

Vacation!

This is,

Trying To Keep That California Dreaming All To Myself,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Life is a summer, full of fun, at the beach, under the sun.”
- Debasish Mridha -

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Feels Like Human Skin

If you have been reading my

Blog

over the years you know that I love

Science

and

Technology.

But even for me,

some

Technologies

are just over the top.

This new

Cell Phone Cover

I'm sure even the

Japanese

would want it.

A little background first.

I have written about

Oppai cell phone covers

where dirty old men can pretend they are feeling a pair of

%!%$

while fondling their phones,

but this is out of this world!

This Phone Case Feels Like Human Skin and the Internet's Skin Is Crawling

By Ruby Anderson on thrillist.com

Her is my favorite movie. It’s about a lonely man who falls in love with his computer software, but can’t spoon her at night because the computer is just the voice of Scarlett Johansson in a box. But maybe lonely men everywhere will one day be able to spoon their software after all, because people are designing skin you can put on your devices. The technology is called “Skin-On.” The new tech was part of a team research project conducted at Bristol Interaction Group in the United Kingdom. The group, Telecom ParisTech, set out to improve “interface control” on their devices by allowing you to connect with it on a maybe-sacrilegious level. “Human skin is the best interface for interaction,” the organization's website reads. “I propose this new paradigm in which interactive devices have their own artificial skin, thus enabling new forms of input gestures for end-users.” Oh yeah? ;) “I wanted to pinch my phone,” one of the researchers, Marc Teyssier, told New Scientist. The new technology enables a user to, for example, tickle the “skin” to produce a laughing emoji.

This is,

I'm Sticking With My Oppai I Mean Regular Protective Case For My Phone

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If I hear the phrase "selfie" one more time, I'll have to enroll myself in anger management classes.”
- Rebecca McNutt -

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I Do Like Trivia

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"The Experiment."

 *****

For your reading pleasure,

a

Post

from

October 25th 2016

called

Questions You Didn't Know You Needed To Ask!

*****

Why am I afraid of the number 13 Jim?
"The belief that the number 13 is unlucky is so widespread that its origins are unclear — different theories link it to Christian tradition (once again related to the Last Supper, where Judas is said to have sat at the thirteenth place at the table); Viking lore (the trickster god Loki being the thirteenth god); and the Persian zodiac (in which there are twelve signs, leaving the number thirteen to represent chaos.) The specific fear of Friday the 13th dates back to the 19th century, combining two old superstitions: the fear of the number 13 with the belief that Fridays are unlucky days.The morbid fear of the number 13 is technically known as "triskaidekaphobia", and is so common that many buildings have no floor 13 — going straight from 12 to 14."

Thirteen wasn't so bad for the

Original 13 Colonies

of the

United States

and our

Flag!

(Thirteen Stripes)

Who is Atë, Até and Aite?

"Actually, all three names refer to the Greek goddess of mischief, delusion, ruin, and folly. Até also refers to the action performed by a hero, usually because of hubris, that often leads to his or her death or downfall. Mythology personifies Atë as the daughter either of Zeus or of Eris. Homer's Iliad (Book 19) depicts Atë as the eldest daughter of Zeus (with no mother mentioned). On Hera's instigation, Atë used her influence over Zeus so that he swore an oath that on that day a mortal descended from him would be born who would become a great ruler. Hera immediately arranged to delay the birth of Heracles and to bring forth Eurystheus prematurely. In anger Zeus threw Atë down to earth forever, forbidding her return to heaven or to Mt. Olympus. Atë then wandered about, treading on the heads of men rather than on the earth, wreaking havoc on mortals."

There you have it.

More trivia you might need to know someday when you finally end up on that

TV Game Show

you've been dying to get on.

This is,

I Do Like Trivia,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There is no trivia in a strategic mind.”
- Toba Beta, -

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Free Education Online

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*****

I have always stated that a person should always keep learning no matter their age.

Education keeps the mind sharp

and helps you with informed decisions on all kinds of subject.

With today's attitude of

"I believe what I believe no matter what the evidence proves,"

having a little knowledge on subject you enjoy might prove useful.

How To Get A World Class Education For Free

By Amy X. Wang Originally for Quartz now on Getpocket.com

For a free liberal arts education:

The first name in online course catalogs is Coursera, a juggernaut because of its pioneering of massive open online courses (MOOCs). Started in 2012, Coursera now has over 28 million users and over 2,000 courses—which can either be taken for free or for a small fee to earn an official certificate—from leading institutions like Harvard and Stanford. In recent years, the catalog has expanded far beyond traditional subjects like history and mathematics. “There’s been a lot of interest in courses that are more about personal and professional development—you’ll see courses on how to learn, how to reason, how to find happiness and fulfillment, as well as courses that are more skills-oriented,” Coursera co-founder Daphne Koller told Quartz in 2016.

The platform’s most popular classes include:

• Machine Learning (Stanford University)
• Learning How to Learn (University of California-San Diego)
• Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency Technologies (Princeton University)
• Financial Markets (Yale University)
• Programming for Everybody (University of Michigan)
• Seeing Through Photographs (The Museum of Modern Art)
• Buddhism and Modern Psychology (Princeton University)
• Introduction to Philosophy (University of Edinburgh)

There are several other MOOC providers, including Udacity and edX. Udacity tends to be a better resource for professionals looking to develop certain vocational skills, and edX—created by MIT and Harvard—is more of a zany academic platform with a special focus on science, but both have large, comprehensive catalogs and easily searchable databases. For specific professional skills, there’s also Alison, another online course provider, which works with big publishers like Google and Macmillan to provide training in areas like customer service, project management, and human resources. If your aim is purely to soak in all the knowledge under the sun, you might also give Khan Academy a try. The site is lauded for its streamlined, expert-driven content in the form of short YouTube videos that are quick to absorb and do not necessarily comprise an entire course. And if you’re interested in learning from professors at a specific institution, run a search for whether the school has an open learning program. Harvard Extension’s Open Learning Initiative, Carnegie Mellon’s Open Learning Initiative, MIT OpenCourseWare, and Open Yale Courses are all examples—and there are more coming out every year—of elite universities publicizing their most popular classes.

For learning a new language:

Many smartphone users are already familiar with Duolingo, which has emerged in recent years as a major language-learning program, beating out the likes of Rosetta Stone and other established companies for sheer efficiency. And, of course, cheapness.

Duolingo, which has about 200 million registered users around the world, currently offers 68 different language courses across 23 languages, with 22 more courses in development. It operates a “freemium” model (think Spotify) which allows users to access the bulk of the app for free, and pay for certain additional features. Its genius lies primarily in its design, which has been praised as revolutionary and intuitive: Lessons integrate text translation, visuals, speaking, and sound into a comprehensive learning environment.

For the euphoria of fiction:

Reading, the most wonderful of leisurely pursuits, need not be costly at all. Start at Project Gutenberg, which offers over 56,000 free e-books. Open Library, a project of Internet Archive that is trying to catalog every book in existence, also offers plenty of free books. Join your local public library—or any public library—that offers OverDrive, an app that lets users borrow from a comprehensive catalog of free ebooks and audiobooks. Libby is another app that offers the same functionality with a better interface. Google Books has abandoned its once-lofty plans to digitize the world’s books, but it has a “free ebooks” feature you can toggle and is a useful site for academic texts or some more modern titles. Quartz has a complete guide to finding specific titles online. (If you’re a book novice, unsure of where to start, you might also take a look at Quartz’s guide to enjoying classic literature.)

For the nitty-gritty of coding:

Coding is one of the best skills to learn online—the work itself takes place entirely on a computer—but the quality of free teaching available ranges from expert-level to deeply flawed. Programmers tend to agree, though, that Codecademy, Free Code Camp, and HackerRank are all consistently well-designed and useful resources. Codecademy gently coaches novice coders through the basics of HTML and CSS, and into JavaScript and more complicated languages; Free Code Camp does the same with an added emphasis on building real-world projects for nonprofits. HackerRank offers code “challenges”—mini puzzles that are attention-engaging and educational without being explicitly instructive, providing a “learn by doing” approach that is ideal for people who prefer projects to lectures. If none of these three appeal, try this list of 49 vetted resources.

For a jumpstart on the hard-to-grasp:

Onerous is the idea of trying to learn more about the physical world without a good starting-off point. The following free resources, some of which live on a few of the open platforms mentioned above, offer a mix of interactive materials, quizzes, and videos, and are excellent inspiration for anyone interested in working in—or simply learning about—the sciences.

• Greatest Unsolved Mysteries of the Universe (Australian National University)
• Understanding Einstein: The Special Theory of Relativity (Stanford University)
• Introduction to Astrophysics (École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne)
• Quantum Mechanics for Everyone (Georgetown University)
• Math is Everywhere: Applications of Finite Math
• BBC Learning: Science
• Most Ambitious Science Projects (Highbrow)
• Super-Earths and Life (Harvard University)

For a hefty dose of motivation:

TED Talks are hardly a secret resource; you can easily find talks from stars in every industry from technology to agriculture. Another source of inspiration is MasterClass, which is not free—it costs around $180/year—but hosts a number of well-made videos led by celebrities. Judd Apatow can teach you comedy, Gordon Ramsay offers wisdom on cooking, and Diane von Furstenberg will share her tips for building a fashion brand. With these kinds of classes, the delivery platform is not as important so much as the idea of being inspired continually, by idols, icons, experts, or anyone that you feel can lead you to where you want to go, so that you maintain your energy and stay enthusiastic about the world around you. MasterClass CEO David Rogier says, “Schools teach you the underlying skills of what to learn, but now in the changing world it’s the default to change ourselves and continue to learn.” Thanks to the internet, that’s easier than ever.

This is,

Trying To Learn A New Language

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
- Mahatma Gandhi -

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HD 140283 — or Methuselah

Take a look at my last Post and Help Me Write "The Experiment!"

*****

By David Crookes - All About Space magazine 8 days ago Science & Astronomy on Space.com

Space Mysteries: If the universe is 13.8 billion years old, how can a star be more than 14 billion years old?

For more than 100 years, astronomers have been observing a curious star located some 190 light years away from Earth in the constellation Libra. It rapidly journeys across the sky at 800,000 mph (1.3 million kilometers per hour). But more interesting than that, HD 140283 — or Methuselah as it's commonly known — is also one of the universe's oldest known stars. In 2000, scientists sought to date the star using observations via the European Space Agency's (ESA) Hipparcos satellite, which estimated an age of 16 billion years old. Such a figure was rather mind-blowing and also pretty baffling. As astronomer Howard Bond of Pennsylvania State University pointed out, the age of the universe — determined from observations of the cosmic microwave background — is 13.8 billion years old. "It was a serious discrepancy," he said.

It seems we still have so much to learn!

This is,

You Know I Love This Kind Of Stuff So I Hope I Don't Bore You When I Post It

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“My hero is Methuselah. He lived a thousand years.”
- Marty Rubin -

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Bringing Back "The Experiment"

Help Me Write - "THE EXPERIMENT!"

My idea for a story is;
I write the opening sentence or two,
In Red,

then someone should write the next sentence or two to the story in the comments below.

I'll update the story with what you wrote,
In Green.

If I haven't added anything to the story when you read it look to see if there are any Comments below, press the link where it says 1 or more Comments, and add your idea to the latest one. I'll put up everyone's writing and add my part when I can!

You can write just one or two sentences,
or write a paragraph.

Nothing longer please.

Hopefully,
other people will contribute
and so on.

I would love to get as many
Readers-Writers
contributing to the story as possible.

Please,
no extreme vulgarity
and no blatant sexual content.

I reserve the right to do all the rewrites.

Open to suggestions,
of course.

If it turns out to be a good read,
I'll publish a
Free eBook
with everyone's name listed as contributing
Authors!

OK,
here it goes.
I hope it's not too confusing
and I hope to see plenty of contributors.
Have fun.


The Experiment.

   "It makes perfect sense to spend every last cent you have to get the scent you need." Says Michelle Beaussart. CEO and Founder of the prestigious fragrance company, Paris Amour Parfum.

   Michelle is talking to a group of possible investors, during a luncheon, at the Le Jules Verne Restaurant, on top of the Eiffel Tower. 

   "May I request a volunteer for a brief demonstration?" Michelle asks as she picks up the jet black bottle of perfume and smiles inwardly.

   She can sense the skepticism in the air from these doubters, but, because of her past experience and success, she is sure that all the top leaders in the industry will succumb to her new, revolutionary perfume and healthcare product, all packaged in one tiny black bottle.

  "I'll try," says a young petite woman with an American accent.

  Michelle looks strangely at the girl and asks, "Who are you and how did you get an invitation?"

  "I believe you know exactly who I am and have been anticipating this day for a quite a while." Says the young girl.

  Michelle is stunned, taken off guard. Can it be the daughter she gave up for adoption before her freshman year of college?

  The room grew eerily silent. With all eyes on her, Michelle just stood at the head of the table, with a dazed look to her face, not knowing what to say.

  "Come on Mom. I want to be your first test subject."
  Michelle scanned the girl, then the investors, and the girl again. Eyes flitted away anxiously as they met Michelle's, and returned once out of her focus. Only the girl's gaze held. "May we have the room please," Michelle addressed the crowd.
   As soon as everyone leaves, except for the girl who claims to be her daughter, Michelle asks, "What do you want?"

This is,
Thanking Everyone Who Contributed On An Earlier Post Of The Experiment
and All The New People Who Will Be Contributing,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."

- Anaïs Nin - 

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Influencing People With Spinner

Some more fun from the world of technology.

Have you ever wanted to subliminally influence your

Boss,

Friends,

Partner,

Parents,

or

Kids?

Now you can,

if they have a

Facebook

account!

By Genevieve Scarano for Geek.com 

"Influencing people on Facebook doesn’t have to be rocket science: The Spinner, a U.K. startup, claims it will target an individual Facebook user with ads designed to sway their behavior for only $29. With the ads, The Spinner aims to help individuals persuade colleagues, friends, and family members to change their ways, whether it’s convincing a partner to increase intimacy or swaying a parent’s opinion on buying a pet."

I checked out their website

and they must have raised their prices since this article was written because now the starting price is $49 dollars!

"Here’s how it works: For $29, you can target a Facebook user with a set of 10 different articles, which are shown to them 180 times within a 90-day period. Once you choose your campaign (The Spinner’s site has 12 different campaigns) and pay, The Spinner will send you a normal-looking link. Next, you can send the link to your targeted Facebook user in a text message. When they press the link, the cookie connected to the link bonds to their smartphone, so they’ll keep seeing similar articles during the three-month window."

Come on,

I dare you.

Try influencing me to stop writing stories that are

Liberal,

Political,

and

Self Righteous.

Getting me to stick with the

Poems,

Flash Fiction,

and

Short Stories

I make up!

I dare you!

This is,

Telling You It Could Never Happen

My Kids Say I Am Too Opinionated

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It is a subliminal thing. It is the tick of a clock that has ticked so long one no longer notices.”
- Ray Bradbury -

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Project Implicit

I have a new website where it can help you determine on how you feel about certain prejudices.

It has 14 different kinds of tests you can take.

Everything from how you feel about

Race,

Gender,

Age,

Weight,

the

President,

and so on.

I found out that I don't have a preference between

European Americans

over

Asian Americans

probably because I married a

Pacific Islander.

I also found out that I prefer

John F. Kennedy

as a

President

than

Donald Trump.

I also took the

Race Test

telling me I still have some work to do on this subject even though I have friends who are

Black.

But that is why I take these tests.

Besides trying to improve my mind everyday,

I'm always trying to improve my character,

and help make this world a better place.

Now,

I would like to challenge you to take of few of these tests

and see if you surprise yourself on how you really feel about things deep down.

https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/selectatest.html

 

This is,
Betting On Blaise Pascal's Wager
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"A rational person should live as though God exists and seek to believe in God. If God does not actually exist, such a person will have only a finite loss, whereas he stands to receive infinite gains in Heaven and avoid infinite losses in Hell.

- Blaise Pascal -

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Crispr cas9

I know,

I know.

You want to join in on all the fun!

You want to see if you can get your own

Spider Silk

from

Goat's Milk.

What you need is your own

Crispr cas9,

that's all.

What can a

Crisper

do for you?

From YourGenome.org

CRISPR-Cas9 is a unique technology that enables geneticists and medical researchers to edit parts of the genome^? by removing, adding or altering sections of the DNA^? sequence.

Now won't you be the life of the party once you splice your

DNA

with some of a

Geckos DNA's

which helps him

or her with their

van der Waals forces.

You'll be climbing the walls without the help of any pharmaceuticals.

This is,

Telling You Can Get Your Own eBook

 Crispr 101

A Comprehensive Guide For Beginners

From

Synthego.com

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“DNA is like a computer program but far, far more advanced than any software ever created.”
- Bill Gates -

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Still Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House

Still editing my

Short Stories,

Flash Fiction,

and my new

Book.

So,

for your reading pleasure,

here is a

Post

from

October 16th 2016

called

Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House

I really need to stop doing these Post on my phone.
I hate this color!

*****

I have designated

Sunday,

the day of rest,

as my day to tie up

Loose Ends,

do rebuttals to any

Comments

left on my

Posts,

and

fill in the blanks on

or

of stories I forgot to write about.

They say in life,

and I do not know who they are,

"If you are fortunate to live a long life, you have stages later in life where parts of it seem to be missing."
It begins when you don't remember to do something you were supposed to do,
and then you are labeled with

Absent-mindedness.

People will say you are becoming

Senile

after a certain age for searching for your car keys while they are in your hand.

You get a few gray hairs

and your forgetfulness turns into

Dementia.

Finally,

you forget to put your pants on when you wake up in the morning

and you get the label of having

Alzheimer's!

Let me ask you this with a sound mind and body.

Who here,

in this

Great Country

of ours,

hasn't gone into the neighbor's house after a night of partying,

fallen asleep,

and gone through the dresser drawers looking for a pair pants when they wake up?

You are all a bunch of lairs if I am the only one!

The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer.

I have so much useless stuff stored up in there,

that when I forget to clean out my

Mind's Cache,

it has no room for new information.

Like wearing pants!

This is,

Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
- Criss Jami, -

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