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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Trying To Keep That California Dreaming All To Myself

Just got back from another hike in the
Wilderness
of
California.
We are in the middle of a drought,
so everything looks a sandy brown,
with a few patches of green.
I went on a hike at the
Ah,
don't think it is all
Fun,
Sand,
and
Surf
just because it is
California.
Like I said,
it's a barren wasteland here,
because we don't have any water.
So all of you
Wannabees Tourists,
I would definitely plan my vacation to another location.
Here,
I have a couple of pictures that might help you to decide to stay away from our
California Beaches.
(Pictures were removed by the owners. Sorry.)
See,
it is
Hell
living her in
California
these days.
Save yourselves the grief.
Find a new place to go on
Vacation!

This is,
Trying To Keep That California Dreaming All To Myself,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Life is a summer, full of fun, at the beach, under the sun.”
- Debasish Mridha -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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